Woody

1. An erect penis.
2. A stupid character on the sitcom "Cheers".

1. That chick gave me a woody!
2. That Woody on Cheers is a retard!

by johnsmith July 9, 2003

woody

a character off of toy story.
hez tha cowboy

Hey Woody!! wut u doin up there

by who karez August 19, 2004

Woody

A guy who is amazingly awesome; indescribly hot

gal 1: "WOW' who is that?"
gal 2: " That's Woody!!!"

by peachhhhhh January 25, 2009

the woody

The greatest individual attempt at a sandwich induced orgasm. The signle most amazing piece of edible delight known to mankind. God's gift to the stoner population of sacramento. Roast beef, cream cheese, melted cheddar, and the perfect blend of tabasco sause and Beach Hut's BBQ sauce all toasted to perfection on a sourdough roll. Eating anything else is like wiping your ass with sand paper.

Beach Hut attendent: "Hey, what can i get for you?"

Spennny:"can i get a large woody, extra sauce, and a small drink"

Beach Hut attendent:"would u like me to rub your balls as well?"

Spennny:"no thanks, i'll have bricked twice by the time youve taken this order just thinking of how delicious the woody will be."

The Woody is my savior.

by Spenny Benny April 23, 2008

Woody

a hardon or a boner

I got a woody when she rubbed her hand on my johnson

by Greg August 22, 2003

Woody

1. Hard Cock

2. A Wooden Rollercoaster, Woodie

3. For Some Reason, The Word With The Most "Thumbs Up" on uRbaAN DICTIONARY

4. My Fucking Name!

1. Hmm, Now All I Need to do is Find a Way to Make My Woody a Bit Bigger... I Know! Steroids!

2. I'll Take my Bitch on the new Woody, Then Maybe She'll Finally Put Out!

3. Son of a Bitch has more Votes then Me...

4. Again, my name is not .Woody., It's Woody. Get rid of the period used as a prefix, thats my Screen Name.

by .Woody. January 23, 2008

Woody

What you get when you wake up.

good morning fellas, hide your woodys theres aldies around!

by Strong BAH April 9, 2003