Gay Boy Wonderland

Gay boy wonderland (GBWL) is the place that gay boys go that the rest of us can't follow. Its a place where the boys are beautiful and the pressures of everyday life don't exist. In GBWL it is ok to be a Barista even if you've had four years of college. Its also ok to realize that the world revolves around you and the rest of GBWL. These are all acceptable things. GBWL can also be used as an adjective to describe a particularly flamboyant photo, clothing item, gesture, etc.

We've all been ditched for a cute boy immediately upon entering a club or bar. We've all wondered what in the world our gay best friend is thinking when he is sure he's in love again (with a gogo-dancer, 'fashion designer' or interior decorator). We have all been taken for granted when more 'pressing' social matters take hold. And we've all heard the excuses:
"I could use this college degree but I get a great discount if I work at Armani"
or
"By the way, I know we had plans but I can't go out with you tonight...something just came up..."

NOTE: Don't worry if you get lost in GBWL...we will always be around when you get back.

Sorry that Charles won't be joining us tonight, we think he's lost in Gay Boy Wonderland.

Oh my god, that sweater is sooooo Gay Boy Wonderland (GBWL).

by esmussein2 April 8, 2009

Wonderbar

Usually means awesome, fabulous, wonderful...stuff to that effect. It has a German origin. Can be used sarcastically.

Example #1
Dude 1- "Wonderbar. I just finished my term-paper!"

Example #2
Dude 1- "I broke your table last night after we got drunk."
(Akward pause)
Dude1- "Well...I'll see ya." (runs off)
Dude 2- "Wonderbar"

by Lolli9192 October 13, 2009

alice in wonderland

A popular book written by some mathematician guy who went under the psedenym 'Lewis Carol'. This (As well as Carol's other literary work "Through the Looking Glass") was later addapted into a Disney movie that has obtained an avid cult following for being so awesome.

There is a certain amount of drug propaganda supporting this movie/book because of Carol's... imaginative pursuits.

Oh, and the storyline has been adapted into some sort of macabre-type videogame.

"Alice in Wonderland is a trippy book. Ahah! Get it! TRIPPY!"

by i heart j00 May 31, 2005

bearded wonderland

A fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. It is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.

Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."

Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."

Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."

Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.

by The MI Shocker April 17, 2014

5 Minutes in Wonderland

A slang term for a salvia trip. This is due to the fact that after smoking salvia, a trip lasts for approximately 5 minutes but is so intense that it can be compared to being in Wonderland.

Man, I scored some 50x for real cheap from the head shop downtown. We're going to get together tonight and have 5 minutes in Wonderland.

by AlexeiTheTroll March 20, 2011

Your Body is a Wonderland

John Mayer song from his hit debut album Room for Squares. Basically, a romantic song about sex.

See also: No Such Thing

And if you want love,
We'll make it
Swim in a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be awhile

Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder
I'll use my hands
Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland

by Nicolle August 14, 2003

Alison Wonderland

A woman who has found a way to make beats that sound as good as she looks, and she looks really really good. She also has a little black dog named Molly and seems to be a bit nice of a person. She may or may not have lost my stormtrooper pendant after her last show on her Run tour.

Alison wonderland is too cool for this.

by Sp0ka July 23, 2016