wizard's sleeve

The oversized female genitalia

My wand paled in comparison beside her all-encompassing (and overly moist) wizard's sleeve

by ChefSam May 11, 2006

Wizard's sleeve

A loose pussy

"I was fucking her wizard's sleeve, and I was thinking, damn, how many guys been here before?"

by MelissyAngel February 22, 2009

Wizard Sleeves

1) A nauseatingly floppy set of vaginal lips, usually attributable to over-penetration of the cunt. The skin is left to hang between the woman's thighs, never to please again.

2) A fine leather coming from aforementioned vaginal lips.

3) Fabric covering a Wizard's arms, sometimes made from aforementioned leather.

1) When we're having sex, I love when my girl whips me in the chest with her wizard sleeves. Shits so hot.

2) Children, what do you know about Wizard Sleeves?

3) These damn wizard sleeves keep dragging in my tuna pot pie, I need to get them hemmed!

by Jon of Hilton July 14, 2009

wizards sleeve

when a womans fanny has expanded to the estent that it resembles the sleeve of merlin himself. due to many sexual partners or regular fornications with an unaccomadatable penis, one may find herself with a spacious v agina, stretched by much pounding. see also:- 'cave'

"i took it 3 times from adam last night - his dick is nine inches dont you know!"
"holy shit love, you must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"

by annonymous15 November 6, 2006

wizard sleeve

In the map Dust II on Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, the area between counter-terrorist spawn and long.

B site sufferer: I am sitting cum, what is the status on A site, team?
A site enjoyer: The terrorists have breached past wizard sleeve and things are not looking very based.
Team: (Experiencing deja-poo) Time to commence blamestorming and concoct a chaos agent.

by CS:GO Callouts Instructor January 6, 2022

wizards sleeve

a particularly baggy "pork casing"

I was giving her 'one'last night but i might as well having been watching parkinson cos she was as baggy as a wizards sleeve, mum.

by churdler April 4, 2003

Wizard's Sleeve

When a woman has stretched her vagina to a point, using either hand or objects that she can fit her hand and wrist and a portion of her forearm inside.

That girl last night had a wizard's sleeve man!

by Ozymandus87 September 8, 2011