cardinal wiseman

A school thats smaller than a green bean and has way too much beef.

"Hey do you go to cardinal wiseman?"
"Lol! You mad😂 never. i wouldnt be able to fit in it😂"

by A person....somewhere January 13, 2019

Bud Wiseman

This gent' becomes extremely wise after he's consumed some beer (such as bud), and starts to philosophise, give advice, etc.

(1)
BUD WISEMAN: You know, you guys are the most important thing to me, you know? I mean, what is more important than friends and friendship, man? I mean, you could be super rich dude, but if you don't have any friends -- what good is it?

(2)
BUD WISEMAN: Look Mike, I'm sorry your fiance died dude, but shit happens -- you know what I mean? There's a reason, you know? It was meant to be. It's all part of God's plan. No, you and I don't know why, but, you'll understand when you get to Heaven, bro'. But, right now, you need to heal, to move on, man. You need to get laid ASAP!

(3)

BUD WISEMAN: God! What am I doing here? I'm drunk at a strip bar on a Sunday! Please forgive me God! Come on, you guys, let's get out of here. It's all about JESUS dudes. We need to straighten up; Jesus is coming back soon, you know? And besides, any one of us could die at any time, man. Like tonight even. You gotta live every day like it's your last, man.

YOU: Damn! You're absolutely right bro'. I'm gonna see how many of these strippers I can take home and fuck tonight!

by Dick Busch May 31, 2006

Rochelle Wiseman

Best singer of the British Girl band "The Saturdays".Hottest member of the band,with a perfect body and gorgeous face.Her style is very feminine,elegant and chic.She's the Queen and she knows it,but it doesn't stop her from being hilarious,bubbly and telling it how it is.Also her nails always look immaculate and her hair is always perfect.

Who's the best Saturday?
Rochelle Wiseman

by humanitas September 2, 2012

Alex Wiseman

Train kiddo

"Boii, that guy like trains so much he an Alex Wiseman"

by BlueBeens March 6, 2019

Cardinal Wiseman Sixth Form

An antisocial sixth form part of a roman catholic school located in Greenford, West London. Here pupils are assigned to friendship groups which they must stick with throughout the school day as groups don't mix, regardless of whether they actually like the people in their group. This is so that they don't face zero human interaction in the day. In this sixth form the younger year 12s are dictated by a bipolar Irish woman who is half the size of the average pupil and ensures there is silence during study periods, further supporting the antisocial agenda of the school. The pupils are divided into two categories and this is evident when looking at the demographic of the playground's sections. The higher part of the playground consists of basic teenagers going through a-levels who are too prestige to communicate with fellow pupils they have never spoken to before, while the bottom half of the playground is made up of coloured hair students with piercings that all do sociology and identify as a telescope. At lunch students are given the freedom to roam the streets of Greenford only to realise that 80% of the food options are chicken shops who most likely serve dead pigeons they've found in the area. During this break they will contemplate whether they'll enjoy a warm meal but face having diarrhoea when reaching home, or settle for a Tesco meal deal only to hear their belly rumble half an hour into period 4.

I go to the Cardinal Wiseman Sixth Form, my group were off ill today so I ended up making friends with the squirrels.

by EEEmmmzzz December 1, 2021

cardinal wiseman

a shitty school in west london with shit teachers and shitty students. teachers act like little kids with authority and the students are all rebelling against the horrid teachers (i don’t blame them) food is shit everyone says it’s shit but still eats it. teachers change when ofsted come. year 7s pushing everyone like they’re hard year 11s year 8s all wet. year 9s are bored and make beef everyday year 10s depends too much on year 9s and are all lowlifes year 11s don’t even focus on their gcses in a few months. the whole school is shit. irrelevant teachers trying to make money aswell. terrible.

girl 1: “what school do u go?”
girl 2: “cardinal wiseman”
girl 1: “oh that wet school”

by cardinalfreak28272828 February 5, 2020

bob wiseman

a Canadian singer-songwriter and filmmaker. his music blends folk, rock jazz and very often contains explicitly political themes.

bob wiseman says: i wish i could remember my name, i think it starts with a 'b'?

by shalalala November 26, 2006