Willy Wonka 

Willy Wonka is a low-life, messed up individual who stays in his home for years on end figuring out ways to lure children into his "factory" and help them live there forever with him and his Oompa sex slaves. On one occassion he sent out 5 gold tickets to random children. Two of which were girls so he sent them home right away. One who was a little on the chubby side and knew it be hard to drag him around on his sex leash. The two last ones were perfect. Small and innocent. He smothered one because he was annoying and kidnapped the other named Charlie due to him being poor and nobody cared about him. Willy Wonka should die but nobody does anything about him because when he is done with the children he makes delicious candy out of them.

Kid 1: Hey did you get a Gold Ticket for Willy Wonka this year?

Kid 2: No, I did last year though.

Kid 1: HOW WAS IT?

Kid 2: Let's just say I couldn't walk afterwards and my butt hurt a lot.

Kid 1: I know I can't wait.... wait what?

Willy Wonka by GiggityGoo69 January 17, 2011

willy wonka 

another phrase for "really want to" or "really wanna"

I willy wonka go to the next My Way My Love / Plastic Constellations show.

willy wonka by El_Scorcho January 30, 2005

Willy Wonka 

noun- An act of intense, emo intercourse performed by a man, wearing a purple top-hat, on a woman;

1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.

2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman.
*Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*

3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.

4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will not be tight in that region.

"At first, I thought my boyfriend was going to rape me... But it was much worse!"

"What happened?!"

"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"

"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"

Willy Wonka by cavalico April 8, 2009

Willy Wonka 

The definition of Willy Wonka is “Wyatt”.

Wyatt is the definition of Willy Wonka.

It is an endless cycle of going back and forth between the two. The both of them define each other and there is no other sole definition for Willie Wonka except for “Wyatt” and vice a versa.

“Wyatt, aka. Willy Wonka, ran 11 millimeters because he needed mental stability”

Willy Wonka by Teaveem October 28, 2018

Willy Wonka 

When a girl you are in a 69 with has explosive diarrhea and turns loose on your face making you look like a boy eating a Willy Wonka bar on a hot summers day.

While I was in a loving 69 embrace with my gal, she surprised me with a Willy Wonka.

Willy Wonka by Thom Jones July 9, 2012

Willy Wonka 

When you shove a chocolate bar up a vagina, then slowly suck it out. Chewing...yummy.

Hey hunny, im hungry and horny! Lets do the willy wonka! Yum!

Willy Wonka by WillyWonkaCocoaLover1 October 18, 2008

willy wonka 

Euphemism for a penis. Commonly said when expressing ambition to have sex with someone.

I'd like to stick my willy wonka in her chocolate factory.

willy wonka by Aaron CK December 27, 2005