Willow is a super-heroine, badass cape wearing, no bullshit talking, Einstein-brilliant level contemplating, brightest star galaxy shining, ceaselessly driven, type daughter any mother can only dream possible. She’s the kind of beautiful that puts to shame all you mother-fuckers.
Phillip Garmean: Bethany, I gotta admit, that is if you permit me to speak. My kid, Erik, is pure garbage compared to your daughter, Willow. Like, hot-Bronx, two-day-old, steamy pile-of-shit, type garbage. You know, Bronx garbage.
Bethany Willow's Mother: Yeah, no shit. Now go fuck yourself.
Bethany Willow's Mother: Yeah, no shit. Now go fuck yourself.
by Gotlandia December 30, 2020
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everyone: "Are you friends with Willow?"
me: "Yes"
everyone: "She is soooo awesome"
me: "I know"
Cue weird random example sentence ;P
me: "Yes"
everyone: "She is soooo awesome"
me: "I know"
Cue weird random example sentence ;P
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by Chynns.jones December 21, 2016
Get the Willow mug.Willow is one of the hottest people you will probably meet. Willow will normally have glasses. If you ever meet a willow, keep them, although they can be bitchy sometimes they are very very loyal, I have known a few willows in my time and god they were some of the best people I had ever met. This beautiful girl is also very smart and wise, she always has great advise and solutions.
Omg willow is soo smart I really wanna be her, she is vv pretty.
Me: Hey willow, can we be friends
Willow: Sure mate :)
Me: Hey willow, can we be friends
Willow: Sure mate :)
by Willow urban dictionary October 1, 2019
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Amber: *interviewing nugget* what is your opinion on willow?
Nugget: she’s a spitfire.
Amber: oi shut up you nugget she’s a tree actually!
Nugget: she’s a spitfire.
Amber: oi shut up you nugget she’s a tree actually!
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