Dirty Willie

When one man sticks his index finger into his colon and wiggles it around until it is covered in feces and then jams it into the ear of another unsuspecting man, preferably hobo

(can also be preformed on a woman if shes one of thos ugly lesbians)

I tickled john powers's brain with a dirty willie

by Ben Preston December 1, 2006

silly dilly willie nelson style

the act of ending any phrase or comment with "silly dilly willie nelson style"

Jizzon: You guys ready to play some golf.

Peezy: Oh for sure. I'm gonna slap them, "silly dilly willie nelson style."

by Vipeezy May 21, 2008

Dry willie

A disappointing dick pic.

Joey sent me the most gross dry willie last night when I asked him for a dick pic.

by AgentBanana April 27, 2015

dirty willie

While doing a girl doggystyle you put your finger in her butt and the put it
in her ear!

Dirty willie

by tommy baker February 16, 2009

Long Dong Willie

A black man with some form of the verb "Willis" in his name. Willis meaning "to dangle." A "Long Dong Willie" is a man with an irregularly large penis.

There is one long dong willie living today located in central North America. This LDW is Barry "THE DONG" Willis. This individual spends his time in strip clubs picking up other people's money off the floor and giving it back to the stripper.

Barry Willis

Alias used are...

The Dong
Long Dong Willie
The Grim Reaper
Long Dong

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 163
Age:18
Penis: 2'

by WTBHeals December 2, 2011

direct wet willie

in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.

Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy

by gingerspiceypoo July 4, 2011

Carmen Willis Day

-n.- A festival held annually on Feb. 8th to celebrate the legacy and life of said Carmen Willis. In a small village, the villagers would traditionally fill miniature cowboy hats with Picante Salsa and place them upon the head of their penis (similar to a bucket on a tree limb.) There is determined a winner, who gets the honor of having a Frankfurter (or turkey dog substitute) forced into their anal cavity by the second place recipient. The traditional garb worn at this festival is a mumu and wooden shoes similar to that found within Sweden.

"Man, the tip of my penis is still sore from last year's Carmen Willis Day!"

by CW Day Association July 12, 2009