Wi-Fi Gypsy

A person who travels around using public Wi-Fi in many a cafe, restaurant or wherever the wind may blow. They are known to code your fortune in C# if you cross their palm with bandwidth.

Most wi-fi gypsies are known to use OSX on a MacBook or Windows on a PC laptop. Only the most dedicated wi-fi gypsies use Linux, having downloaded the entire operating system in a public place.
A recent case study detailing the day to day habits of the Wi-Fi Gypsy lifestyle shows that a dirty Father Christmas man upgraded from Ubuntu 7.10 Gutsy Gibbon to Ubuntu 9.10 Karmic Koala using the Linux port of uTorrent whilst sitting in The Pilgrims Progress in Bedford.

During this time, he had ordered the beer and burger meal deal, however expressed mild disappointment to learn that real ales were in fact not part of said deal. This mild disappointment was soon counter balanced upon learning that his download speed was 400kbps. “Ho ho ho”.
by Tomaaato December 10, 2009
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Wi-fi nucks

Two people attempting to give nuckles to eachother, but are to far away to make contact they pretend to give nucks in the air and say "wi-fi"
I was in class and wanted to give my home dog nucks, but he was to far away so I gave him "wi-fi nucks" nucks.
by dave dog! February 04, 2011
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Wi-Fi Ouija

Slowly moving a laptop in circles, as if you were using a Ouija board to conjure spirits, in hope of finding or improving the strength of the wi-fi signal you are stealing from your neighbor.
After playing wi-fi ouija for an hour, I got enough bandwith to download the Snooki sextape!
by ookie badookie May 26, 2011
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wi-fi wank

To connect to an unsecured network, search the net for porn and have a wank
I was drivin last night & found a connection on my iphone, so I pulled over & had a Wi-fi wank!
by emmoz August 31, 2008
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wi-fi dump

adj. the ability to communicate with others, while releasing bodily fluids into the toilet. According to Andrew - known as a "Chat and Shat"
While having an in depth conversation with my mom, I experienced a wet wi-fi dump, followed by a wi-fi wipe
by henryb August 02, 2006
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wi-fi hobo

When a circumstance such as a forgotten deadline or apathetic apartment management causes you to need to roam the streets in search of a wi-fi signal to work on projects or assignments.
a) Fuck! I forgot that I needed to submit that rough draft by noon! I'm going to have to ditch class to sit outside the coffee shop with my computer being a wi-fi hobo.

b) If my apartment doesn't have the internet working by tomorrow, I'm going to choke a baby, or at least call my dad's lawyer and start a breach of contract suit. Until then, I'm stuck being a wi-fi hobo. :'-(
by squareforceone September 10, 2009
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wi-fi dump

Using a laptop computer while also using the toilet. Generally followed by a wi-fi wipe.
I just had an awesome wi-fi dump because I was able to tell my friend on AIM how huge it was.
by A Germ July 27, 2006
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