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German Whoopie Cushion 

When you break an oversized mug of beer and strategically place it where some some dumb bastard will sit.
Look at that douchebag. Mike G just sat on a German Whoopie Cushion! Haha what an asshole!

Southern Whoopie cushion 

When you get your significant other to blow into your ass and without moving fart back into her mouth , repeat process
demarkusaun:What did you do last night with klushaundra?
Demandre: you ever heard of the Southern Whoopie Cushion?

Homemade whoopie cushion 

When you blow into your girls pussy and push on her stomach to make her queef.
Yo I pulled a homemade whoopie cushion on my girl this week.

Portuguese whoopie cushion 

When you break wind into a woman’s vagina and she then queefs it out
Watch out for Christine, she’s always up for a Portuguese whoopie cushion

Yummy Whoopie Cushion

The act of eating a Red Velvet confectionery out of a female anus.
Hey Johnny, I just bought this red velvet cupcake so I can give Jenny a Yummy Whoopie Cushion
Yummy Whoopie Cushion by Knivesace February 25, 2025

Belgian Whoopie Cushion 

When a man farts into a woman's vagina while being a small spoon
My man Belgian Whoopie Cushioned me last night