While having sex with your girl, and she's on top Cowboy, you fart. (Bonus points for quality in sound, stink, and length of fart).
My girl was bouncing on my so wild last night, but we had Taco Bell for dinner. I ended giving her the ANGRY WHOOPY CUSHION, and damn near shit the bed.
It stank so bad, that bitch got up and left in pout. So ate the leftover burritos.
It stank so bad, that bitch got up and left in pout. So ate the leftover burritos.
by Too tall May 26, 2014