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White Knight Syndrome

A state of mind whereby a male feels the need or obligation to rescue maidens from unfortunate circumstances.
He has White Knight Syndrome, he saved her from getting kicked out onto the street.
by justinSayner April 26, 2009
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White Knight Syndrome

White Knight Syndrome, often shortened to WKS, is what many lonely internet males (usually virgins) get when consulted with anything to do with a girl.

However, this person does not have to of seen the girl or even conversed with her in any way to stick up for her. If there is a topic about a male and a female, those suffering from WKS will always side with the female in the hopes of getting laid.
Guy 1: Dude, she lied and said she was on the pill and convinced him not to wear a condom, how is it all his fault she got pregnant?

White Knight: He's the one with the penis, he's the one who came inside of her, it's all his fault!

*White Knights thoughts*: Now girls will want to fuck me!

Guy 1: Whatever dude. By the way, I'd go see the doctor about your White Knight Syndrome.
by Iamcorrect112 May 19, 2012
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White Girl Syndrome

A common occurance in white girls in which they either have really really big tits and no ass, or they are flat chested with the nicest ass you've ever seen.
Adam: Dam check that girl out Dalton.
Dalton: Yah, but its a shame that shes got white girl syndrome.
Adam: The fuck??
Dalton: That chicks got a huge ass but no tits.
by sukma bawls July 20, 2009
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White Horse Syndrome

A condition in which a person's frame of thought in all things romantic is completely dream oriented and not grounded in reality. Fantasy lovers taken to the point of specifically nullifying all other candidates is the main tangent of this affliction but is also linked with the princesstual condition as well. Often hand in hand. Inspired by but not limited to the great gothic/fantasy/Harlequin/"Southern Gentleman" ideals in American lore over the 19th and 20th century.
"She talked shit about me and clowned me 'cause I wasn't a baller. That girl got White Horse Syndrome"
by BigBlack81 January 5, 2005
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White people Syndrome

Anything typically associated with weird things done by mostly Americans....
I.e Florida Man...

Or just anything that would make you roll your eye n say, 'white people'
After hearing about white people shenanigans...

I.e A monther breast feeding her baby and holding hands simultaneously
"Sheesh,white people syndrome.."
by Mr. AvocadoMan July 16, 2020
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White Knight Syndrome

When a person, usually a male, feel a urge to help another person, usually a female, even when not asked nor needed.
He just helped her because he got the White Knight Syndrome WKS. Remember young padawan, everytime you help a girl in need she'll definitely remember you, upon another time of need.
by Walter Market April 15, 2015
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White van syndrome

A syndrome that can occur on (white) van drivers due to their low education level, low salary, hurry and loneliness. It appears in anger, aggressiveness and nervousness, which often causes a van driver to speed, make dangerous maneuvers and rage against other road users, especially pedestrians and cyclists.

A person having white van syndrome is called 'white van man'.
Jack: "Let me tell you what happened to me this morning. I was riding a bike when suddenly a speeding white van driver almost crashed into me. Then he came out of his van, kicked me over and shouted at me. I don't understand what the hell is wrong with these van drivers!"
Matt: "It's called 'white van syndrome', my friend! It's a common problem among van drivers."
by JustASkullMan July 23, 2018
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