Will off the white claw

Someone who thinks a girl drink won't fuck them up but then turns out they get lit and into their emotions. Tend to believe what they say is true and dont shut up also.

Don't be a Will off the white claw.

Stop being a Will off the white claw.

There he goes again being a Will off the white claw.

by William Portal September 12, 2020

white claw gang

dumbasses that drink a lot of white claw

gonna get buzzed tonight with the white claw gang

by starryj22 August 17, 2019

White Claw Dan

Someone who drinks in excess before work

Did you see James come into work this morning. He was white claw Dan drunk!

by Markos v May 14, 2021

White Claw Finger

This occurs when you have ripped open too many delicious White Claws with the same finger in one session, leading to mild pain and redness in and around the nail bed of the affected finger.

Symptoms include pain with opening another White Claw, having too much fun, and occasionally, blacking out.

"Bro, I crushed so many Claws last night that I came down with a nasty case of White Claw Finger" -Brad

"Only one cure for that bro, let's go get more Claws!" -Chad

"Ya bro, ain't no laws am I right?" -Brad

by A6969C August 31, 2019

White Mountain Bear Claw

You take a shit while a girl is giving you head while the guy is playing fifa (or any other sort of cool video game). After you take that shit, you dip your balls in it, the girl sucks on that (your shitty balls) and then you fuck her while smearing shit and white chaving cream all over her. This tactic can only be done in a white bathroom which sets the environment as a white mountain (where bears live). Also you must be wearing a bear mask. After you've done that you tell the girl 3 simple words... "Figure it out"

Girl- "hey what do you want to do to me?"
Guy- "can i please perform the white mountain bear claw?"
Girl- "is it fun?"
Guy- "absolutely"

by grizzly man from a white mtn. January 22, 2011

White Claw

Low carb malt beverage specifically formulated for basic white sorority girls and also seemingly masculine bro friends you have who are excessively concerned with maintaining their -3% body fat and abs. Note, these beverages do have approximately 100 calories but offer a competitive carb count.

Look at that guy slamming white claws all night! Does he know he looks like a sorority girl?

by Cholo Financial Planner September 07, 2020

White Claw Rapist

This is a person who pays underage girls to chug white claws and then when they are sleeping the white claw rapist puts their dick in your ass.

I was sleeping at tanner w house and he white claw rapisted me...I was never the same.

by Bootylicious2345 August 18, 2019