white people pain

painful emotions that are easily fixable. to fully be white people pain, the proprietor of said pain needs to broadcast these problems to everyone who would listen in a 10 mile radius.

This condition disproportionately affects: gay men, young women, prepubescent children, people who frequent online forums/own webcams, and tv dramas. All of these people will also frequently be white, upper middle class, and from Connecticut.

Any and all episodes of the Gilmore Girls.

"My parents got me a car for Hanukkah, but it's not the color that I wanted."
"That's some white people pain."

by portionsforfoxes December 15, 2009

Painting her white

When you ejaculate on a female, "painting her white".

Dude 1: What did you do to Girl 1 last night?

Dude 2: I was painting her white.

Dude 1: Nice!

by SneakyFuckinBeaky May 1, 2016

painting the white roses red

Having sex when on your period: thus resulting in the male genitalia being "painted" red from menstrual blood.

Hey girl, wanna paint the white roses red later? "Painting the white roses red"

by Hippoguru September 16, 2016

Painting The Room White

an act in which one ejaculates into a ceiling fan causing semen to spray in every direction splattering on all the walls giving them a whitish glow.

Jim: I was jerking off an i jizzed straight in the air and painted the room white.

Jack: I bet you saved a bunch of money on primer when you were painting the room white!

by The Erection July 6, 2010

painting the interior white

a really dumb way to say you gave someone a creampie.

1. “i painted Allie’s interior white last night and she loved it”

2. “where were you last night Bryce”
“painting the interior white 😎”
“shut up.”

by dojacatswhore May 21, 2020

Whiteprint

A blueprint that is white

P1: Hey I made a new map here is the blueprint
p2: Is the blueprint blue
P1: no it isn't its white
P2: Then its a Whiteprint

by FlameTheUrbanGuy June 10, 2020