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Whiskey Dick

that rare occasion when your Dick gets just as shit faced and violent as you do after drinking wild turkey all night. most usually ends with burning the sheets.
Babe, your going to be walking a little bow legged for a few days. it just so happens I have a case of the Whiskey Dick.
by rrevan November 25, 2011
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Whiskey Dick

When you've had too much to drink and can't get it up to do the dirty deed.
Person 1: "So did Krauss finally get some last night?"
Person 2: "Nope. He was so wasted that he got pretty bad whiskey dick and couldn't get it up."
by 5cbystander June 8, 2011
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whiskey dick

when you've had too much to drink and have a girl back home and cant get it up to perform the deed
Dude, last night when i brought that girl home I had a case of the whiskey dick.
by Apu February 15, 2003
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whiskey dick

When too much alcohol has been consumed into a males body making it impossible to achieve an erection even in circumstances where it would be almost impossible not to.
Parker almost got his dick sucked last weekend but had Whiskey Dick. Later in the night he did state that "It is working."
by C-red February 17, 2004
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whiskey dick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskey dick is invoking the fact that both whiskey it's self and whiskey dick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskey dick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whiskey dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whiskey dick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
by WordRepoMan January 16, 2013
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whiskey-dicking

Not to be confused with "whiskey dick"

Whiskey dicking: When you have a hard on that lasts for hours without ejactualating.
"My God baby have you still not came yet?!?!"

"No baby, I'm whiskey-dicking !
by Hwoody March 7, 2016
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whiskey-dick

Occurs after a night of heavy drinking when a male cannot feel his penis during sexual activity resulting in long periods of sex, sometimes so long the penis goes limp.
I had sex for 3 hours the other night when I was hammered but nothing happened because I had whiskey-dick and couldn't feel anything.
by bamf!crew November 27, 2007
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