whisker biscuit 

A vulva that is so matted down with hair that it appears alarmingly similar to a brillo pad.

Cilantro drunkenly stumbled into Boo's bedroom and unwittingly fell face first into her face-down-ass-up whisker biscuit and suffocated into a coma that lasted 3 1/2 years. (names changed to protect the innocent)

whisker biscuit by Justin Koehler May 14, 2005

Whisker Biscuit 

One who has a very hairy vaginal area.

Whoa! You should of seen the whisker biscuit she had!

Whisker Biscuit by Mike May 6, 2003

Whisker Biscuit 

A hairy vagina

She was so hot that I ate her whisker biscuit anyway.

Whisker Biscuit by VannoWar July 12, 2009

whisker biscuit 

An asshole with a 5 o'clock shadow.

My cock was rubbed raw on her whisker biscuit.

whisker biscuit by yellowfincutthroat August 28, 2009

Whisker Biscuit 

A tampon, pink mouse, cotton pony etc....."

The Ol' lady's in the bathroom feedin' the kitty a whisker biscuit, so it looks like I'll be gettin a pickle wash tonight.

Whisker Biscuit by mr.blindman May 22, 2003

whisker biscuit 

A large clump of dust inside a computer tower. aka dust bunny

Man, you got a huge whisker biscuit inside your computer. Get the air compressor and blow that mother out.

Don't breathe in the whisker biscuit.

whisker biscuit by WhiskerB November 25, 2007

Whisker Biscuit 

A pile of dog shit that started growing little white hairs.

I just stepped on another whisker biscuit.

Whisker Biscuit by Theguyfrombuttsexhaven. December 25, 2016