Wetsack

When a guy comes out of the shower, the heat and moisture of the water makes his testicles hang to their lowest point possible

Can also be used to offend See examples below

James is such a WETSACK!

Valentina is crawling on the floor again...what a WETSACK!

by Ðαx×y ßøÿ February 18, 2008

Wetty Fap

When you're masturbating and you climax into the left eye of the reciever and yell "SQUAAA!"

My girlfriend walked in on me jerkin' it last night. I bet she wasn't expecting me to be mid-fap, and turn it into a wetty fap!

by Mike the Fike... March 22, 2020

Felsted wetty

A felsted wetty is a felsted pupil, Felsted being the school in Essex, England. A felsted wetty is a rich boy check IRL, they all own Lambo’s and Porsche’s and love spending daddy’s money. They can’t fight, but can play rugby. Also they are better than Brentwood pricks and New Hall slags.

“Ohh, did you see Amelia yesterday”
“Yer, she only wears designer clothes”
“That’s coz she go’s to Felsted”
“Ohh dame, she’s a Felsted wetty ”
“Yer, and she full boards so u can’t smash.”
“Shit, lets go meet our new hall slags then”
“Fine.”

by Thegaydude July 2, 2019

two cups watsy

someone that is so optimistic that two cups have to be full.

I was so optimistic that the cup was full, I needed a two cups watsy, I was over brimming with optimism.

by twinjets February 14, 2013

wetty

Female sexual arousal. Equivalent to male woody.

The first time she rode a horse, Keisha got a wetty.

by Eight December 28, 2004

Wetty

Term for a hot girl, baddie, sexy jawn, etc. Introduced by rapper, Fivio foreign.

Yooo that girl over there is a wetty.

by Borman88 April 21, 2020

Wetty

An insuly for a very silly-billy meanie-weanie person - the term was popularised in North West England by a small group of people. In 2021, the term became overused and was often used in the wrong context; for example, using this insult with no clear reason or context.

"Hiya Till!" - Owen
"Shut up you wetty" - Tilly

by WeLoveYouRod January 22, 2021