the experience of having sex or fucking with a chick or lady, especially when your penis or cock contacts some hot, wet pussy
"What's the problem with you, dude? Haven't you been getting your dick wet lately?"
by bongoman December 6, 2007
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to find happiness or pleasure in a certain activity
You're about to get your dick wet with fourth meal
by BAMS3144 November 6, 2008
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Dick-Wet-Night (AKA DWN), the question you ask your buddy after his date.
"Hey bro, did you get DWN last night?"
"Dick-Wet-Night was achieved!"
by Adjem August 27, 2012
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generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
by Hairlok September 6, 2022
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