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by Random Words & Definitions January 20, 2021

Wetty Fap

When you're masturbating and you climax into the left eye of the reciever and yell "SQUAAA!"

My girlfriend walked in on me jerkin' it last night. I bet she wasn't expecting me to be mid-fap, and turn it into a wetty fap!

by Mike the Fike... March 22, 2020

wertyuiop

When you're bored, you intelligently skip the first letter, anticipating for a" not found" page.

idk, wertyuiop

by psuedoIam November 28, 2021

Felsted wetty

A felsted wetty is a felsted pupil, Felsted being the school in Essex, England. A felsted wetty is a rich boy check IRL, they all own Lambo’s and Porsche’s and love spending daddy’s money. They can’t fight, but can play rugby. Also they are better than Brentwood pricks and New Hall slags.

“Ohh, did you see Amelia yesterday”
“Yer, she only wears designer clothes”
“That’s coz she go’s to Felsted”
“Ohh dame, she’s a Felsted wetty ”
“Yer, and she full boards so u can’t smash.”
“Shit, lets go meet our new hall slags then”
“Fine.”

by Thegaydude July 2, 2019

weitzel

A beautiful and majestic female sex god. Like a fine wine, The Weitzel only gets better (and by better I mean hornier/sexier) with age. Though the Weitzel has slept with nearly every creature with a ding-a-ling on the planet, it is near impossible to reproduce and spawn another gorgeous W.I.L.F. It is said in legend that only one man, one big balled man, who has unthinkably godly sized balls, huge balls, Adimantium infused wreckingball size balls, dangling hairy balls, balls that probably make your balls look like chicken shit pussies, balls so ginormous they have the power to move objects, is capable of recreating the WILF. Though sir #### valiantly tried to reproduce with the “W.I.L.F,” the offspring resulted in an awkward disaster. Thus, we can only hope that the stunningly large testicled man of legend will one day meet his destiny and smash the W.I.L.F, and keep these near extinct species alive and poofing and cob-webbing (excreting a powder-like substance from one of several orifices which in it younger stages are thought to have once contained liquid, which dried and condensed into a light powdery substance, much like baby powder.)

Guy 1: WOOO I just had the kinkiest sex with the weitzel
Guy 2: so did I.
Every Guy on earth: So did we.
Every species of mammel: So did we.
Every organism on earth: So did we.
Every extra-terrestrial life form: So did we.
Every unborn fetus: So did we
Chuck norris: So did I
O.G. Mudbone: So did I, but my d was too small, that thangs stretched like a bih.

by massive ball horse dick mc.gee October 16, 2011

wetty

Female sexual arousal. Equivalent to male woody.

The first time she rode a horse, Keisha got a wetty.

by Eight December 28, 2004

Wetty

Term for a hot girl, baddie, sexy jawn, etc. Introduced by rapper, Fivio foreign.

Yooo that girl over there is a wetty.

by Borman88 April 21, 2020