weef

the opposite of a queef. The insucking of air into the vagina, much like a deep vaginal breath.

After a long pussy pounding hour, her vagina weefed with fatigue.

by conzie fitzwilson April 13, 2003

weef

1. Exclamation of hate /desire /love /dismissal /greeting/poo-flinging/frusturation
2. To commit adultery by chewing, swallowing, and eventually shitting out another man's penis
3. A way to say, Pete is a fag

Weef!!!!

I weefed up John really good and now she's filing for a divorce

Peter Norman: Dude Sooners football r00lz!!!
Justin: Weef, dude, just weef.

by Justin January 23, 2005

weef

Flatulence expelled from the male penis. I.E. a guy queef.

'Sniff, sniff', dude it smells, did you just weef?

by Gunther Millsworth February 14, 2008

weef

it is the name used for an insect of the planes of Africa, very rare indeed. it is not however, whatever was said above. yes.

weef insect. usualy feeds on little cretins. and is also very small but has the stomach of a cow. moo!

u r a weef
wot is a weef?
an insect of the planes of africa
oh

by Maddy and Hannah January 10, 2005

weef

Im weef, yea the illest nigga alive!!!

Yo weef what up what u doin?
Shit chillin ready to spark this blizzy!

by Weef Dizzo March 30, 2005

weefing

When you projectile vomit into the porcelain throne

Guy 1: Bro! That kid in 3rd hour was straight weefing all over the place!
Guy 2: Oh disgusting bro!

by Transcendedbeing35 February 21, 2017

Woof Weef

An adjective to describe someone that is hideous.

*Lady GaGa walked on stage with a face looking like the straight Woof Weef.*

by superawesomeamazingnguyen October 14, 2010