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Assault Weapon

Anything you can hurt someone with. I can take my shirt off, wrap it around your neck, and choke you with it, that makes it an assault weapon. I could throw a teddy bear at your head really hard, that makes it an assault weapon. I could intentionally give you a paper cut, that makes the paper I used an assault weapon.

Frequently misused to describe semi-automatic weapons.
That's an assault weapon! You shouldn't be allowed to own that!

What, this? An AR-15 only fires one bullet at a time dude.
by ZMWilson May 13, 2020
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assault weapon

Term coined by Violence Policy Center head Josh Sugarmann to describe cililian semiautomatic firearms with a military or fearsome appearance, yet no more lethality than lesser weapons. Derived from the term "assault rifle", which means a fully automatic, selective fire rate firearm used my military and police personnel.
"Assault weapons' menacing looks, coupled with the public's confusion over fully-automatic machine guns versus semi-automatic assault weapons --anything that looks like a machine gun is assumed to be a machine gun-- can only increase the chance of public support for restrictions on these weapons."
by 1Spectre4U November 12, 2003
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Weapons Free

A term used by many branches of the US Military, and special operations forces giving the ok for your men and woman to fire on your enemy.
PVT: Sir our squad is in position and the enemy is within range what do we do now?

SGT: Weapons Free.

PVT: Roger that.
by Slikky July 6, 2011
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i am heavy weapons guy

The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair

Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."

Heavy: Laughs

Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"

Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up

Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1

Team Fortress 2 Theme plays

Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"

Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."

Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays
The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair

Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."

Heavy: Laughs

Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"

Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up

Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1

Team Fortress 2 Theme plays

Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"

Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."

Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays
by AAAAHAHHHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH November 21, 2021
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weaponized battle toaster

Person 1: Hey person 2, what was your gender again?
Person 2: Weaponized battle toaster
by person trying to be funny February 22, 2021
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Squad Automatic Weapon

Aka Section Automatic Weapon or Squad Assault Weapon. A usually light or general purpose machine guns designed to give army personnel cover while advancing and also to help keep enemy forces from returning fire. Originally designed for increased mobility from the Heavy tripod mounted machine guns of the WWI era. They were designed as an individually portable, gas operated, magazine or disintegrating metallic link-belt fed light support weapon capable of delivering sustained automatic fire for periods of time which assault rifles could not support due to overheating and lack of accuracy.
The Canadian Soldiers were using their C9A2 Squad Automatic Weapon to suppress the Taliban insurgents.
by Mike (PTE) October 30, 2008
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weapons of math instruction

Instruments for teaching mathematics can also include calculator, pen, rubber etc...

Some of those who carry WMIs, are suspected of being part of Al-Gebra -network.
The key members of Al-Gebra -network are claimed to have acquired vast amounts of Weapons of Math Instruction.
by Jussi April 29, 2004
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