waxed

if someone says your waxed. Your one of the coolest mf out there. You are def lookin fresh, sleek, poshed and waxed;)

“ ayo addi you looking mad waxed today.”

“thanks gabi you also be lookin hella waxy”

by WAXEDAF July 16, 2021

Waxed

To be extremely high or intoxicated, I.e. not in one’s right state of mind. Usually in reference to THC wax or concentrates.

“Hey Jordy, should I text my ex right now?”
“Hell naw dude, you just did a dab and you’re waxed”

by The_Donfather March 24, 2026

Waxed Bean

The female clitorus that is well lubricated and ultimately fapped to a leg quivering, orgasmic climax.

I watched my roommate get off last night. Her waxed bean was glistening.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

waxed out

Waxed out is when you get totally wasted beyond wasted. You are now beyond shitfaced, and have entered a new dimension of fucked up-ness. You are waxed out.

Yo, Showerhandle. I am going to get so waxed out tomorrow on some Psilocybin mushrooms. I am going to enter another realm that exists within the human genitals, and tear open its mouth with my brain tumor.

by The Mouse of Dang-ger October 19, 2013

Waxed Candle

Having sex with a chick when she has her period. You pull out and you have blood on your cock. it looks like a waxed candle.

Penny and I were having sex while she had her period. When i pulled out i had blood all over my cock. It made it look like a waxed candle.

by mossyierlog August 8, 2012

Waxed Sack

A smoothly shaved scrotum.

Rachel loves my waxed sack.

I keep a waxed sack.

My waxed sack makes sucking my balls more pleasurable for us both.

I don’t get chaffed anymore with a waxed sack.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Waxed anti-semitic

The act of anyone suddenly crossing the line and going on a virulent anti-Semitic tirade.

Tim was having an ordinary conversation with Bob, but all of a sudden waxed anti-Semitic when Bob mentioned his support for Bernie Sanders.

by Indeeana Jooooones September 13, 2017