Watchog

One of the only pokemon that doesn't exist.

Person 1: Hey, do you know what Patrat evolves into?
Person 2: Wasn't it Watchog?
Person 1: No, that Pokemon does not exist.
Person 2: Ohhh right.

by Mango-Moose April 1, 2023

Watchdog

A useless anticheat for a game that does absolutely nothing, and can not tell the difference between a legitmate player and literally God.

Player 1: Wow! This game's anticheat is a total watchdog!

by AntiGamingChair January 4, 2021

Watchdog

Watchdog is a Minecraft anticheat used on the Hypixel network server

person 1: hey want to play on the Hypixel network?
person 2: Sure, but what anticheat does the Minecraft hypixel server use?
person 1: Well, it uses the Watchdog anticheat
person 2: Good, lets play!

by TobbyHappy August 12, 2019

Watchdog

A guy/girl posted up in a watchtower, telling other people how to live life, how to do things, what politicians/cops/government officials/agencies are on their side, what to buy when they go to the store, and so on.

There's not a whole lot you get done without a watchdog having an answer for a better way/expectation of a better job for doing it.

by Solid Mantis May 26, 2019

watchdoge

When a doge is watching you, with evil intents, and red eyes.

Little child: That doge is watching me so creepily, he's such a watchdoge

Doge: Such small, Much child

by Duh ashun June 10, 2014

Watch Dogs

A group of idiots owned by a brilliant guy with nice feet.

The watch dogs are single with no lifes

by Mr sexy 69 March 29, 2021

Watchdog

No you're saying you're doing all of the things I suggested this COULD be because you want to say that suggesting your kids ought to die for this increased the child murder (which it didn't. The opposite happened) and it didn't and you're not arresting me or taking me to court because you don't want me to be exonerated.

Hym "So you're not a watchdog. You're an imbecile. And you're trying to make a point you don't actually care about making so long as I suffer. Nobody is seeing what you are doing here to me and shuttering at the thought of what happens if they threaten your kids. They are going to do something you don't like. It might not even be kid related. You might even lie to people an say it's kid related. And then you're going to start doing this. And then you're going to goad them into saying they'll murder the kids. And then you're going to turn the video over to the fbi. And then the fbi isn't going to be able to do anything because the evidence is illegally obtained. And then they are going to leave and you are going to keep doing it. And then 2 years later they are going to break and murder your kids. And I KNOW THIS... Because that is exactly what happened. And NOW nobody gets a remedy until I break but only because I said 'Your kids will break before I do.' And you can't admit that you are haunted by the things I said and you want me to be that instead. 'I wasn't weaponizing schizophrenia! It's not my fault my kids got murdered!' And you're right. It isn't that."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025