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Walthamstow

Walthamstow, where do I begin? A town in East London where all the mandem ride till they die and most of the asian mandem bang fraud. Underage drivers are everywhere and a lot nerds are on the streets. Filled with many schools for example: Walthamstow School For Girls, for all the horny girls that chase every possible boy out there, and love to send nudes. Also housing the famous AKTV, having a funny Snap story and always being about. In conclusion a lovely place to be. Having Queens road mosque a part of us as well, being filled with 90% of the Gujarati community, and its rivals lea bridge road mosque as well which start ramadan and eid about 2000 years after every other mosque in the area.
1. “Akh lets go Walthamstow.”
Looking like a motive still”

2. “I’m a bit excited still”
“Chat to a gyal from WSFG”
by FS17THH April 30, 2020
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Waltham

A tough town outside Boston proper. Most of it is working class, though the southside (also called sur dub or so. wal.) is wicked rough. It's mostly a mix of Irish, African-Americans, Italians, Dominicans, Guatemalans, Haitians, Indians, Ugandans, and Chinese. On a Waltham street it's common to hear old-timer talk (hawayah=how are you?, supdood=hi, yah fuckin ritahhded ked= you're stupid, etc.), next to spanglish (eyyy que tal mang= what's up man, el dijo to me= he told me, cabron you creysee= you're crazy, etc.), next to ghetto slang. Oh and you cant forget mumbling drunkard/junkie, a favorite dialect on the southside. Locals get offered drugs a lot because its a thriving business here. Also every fucking kid in Waltham now is either a gangbanger or wants to be one so there are a growing numbers of Locs and Latin Kings. Waltham is actually just kind of a sad story because what used to be the birthplace of the American industrial revolution is turning into a broke ass shithole. And yet people here are so damn proud and won't let you for get they were "born and raised in tha ham". Rule number one in Waltham is ignoring our problems and pretending gangs,drugs, and broken homes are only in ghettos like The Dot, Roxbury, Murderpan etc.
Carlos: "My moms got fuckin jumped in Waltham last night."
Julian: "Figures my dude... they hear change in your pocket in that town and you good as dead. Fucking barrioteros."
by Buurds July 27, 2013
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Waltham

Waltham-n.-aka "The Ham", home of annoying Bostonians who do nothing but drink their lives away and swear the sox will bring it home again. In..."The Ham" we like to praise Waltham and reminisce about the good days when we were actually good at something.
We are all alcoholics and go to school drunk everyday.
by Nick.....with help from Dools February 24, 2005
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Waltham-Skin

The remains of a cigarette after it has been split open and its contents used to roll a joint (mainly cannabis).
i.e The filter and the bit of white paper that has been licked down one side.

Someone had to come up with a name for it, as it was potentially as incriminating as a pack of king size Rizla, or worse a joint butt, and worse still - your stash of hash !!

The memory of exactly how this came into existence is somewhat hazed, due to being very stoned at the time. Driving through Waltham-Stow in the back of a smokey white Ford Sierra circa 1991 - 1993 comes to mind.
Shit it's the cops !!! hide all the evidence and don't forget the Waltham-skins !!!
by The Ottie Posse August 30, 2007
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Waltham

A hell-hole in Massachusetts. Drunks are too common and the school system is terrible. The few that escape the meaningless life of this town are the lucky ones who will achieve something unlike the rest of them left behind.
Home of the American Industrial Revaluation and thats all that we've done since this country was born.
Waltham in a bottomless pit of uselessness
by MarcusWolf April 2, 2009
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One of THE biggest dumps in Massachusetts. Home of the scumiest, trashiest, dirtiest people you will ever meet in your entire life. The majority of its inhabitants are drunks or criminals. If you can escape the drugs and violence, get out of that waste-yard before it is too late.
If you're from Waltham than why are you sober?
by Waltham Citizen March 20, 2011
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Waltham

a city in Massachusetts that’s full of Hispanics, whites, or blacks. Schools in Waltham suck and the education is trash. There’s two middle schools and one high school. The middle school kids now are like high schoolers or try to act like it if they aren’t as “cool” as the high schoolers. People here typically roam the streets and do stupid shit. Drugs get passed around and everyone here fights. Bitches think their shit, niggas think they’re everything. Preppy white girls are always complaining. It can be really rough in Waltham tbh and it’s one of the worst city’s in mass. High school kids think they are so big especially the freshman. There’s a bunch of kids with anger issues at Kennedy and theres always problems there. One of the best party towns and some
Of the best memories. People that live in this shitty place make it lit as fuck.
1.) Dont fuck with her/him on dead dogs I heard she/he’s from Waltham.

2.) Did you hear about the party in Waltham?

3.) The peeps from Waltham are hoes so watch out man.
by The._.real._.Og April 8, 2019
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