The act of a male dipping his member in garlic butter or other means of garlic flavored liquid and softly tapping it on a woman's face to wake her up. Can also be referred to as a "garlic facial".
by Atldmb June 24, 2013
Get the Italian wakeup callmug. When having anal sex with your partner while someone else is sleeping in the bed. You get on top of them and smear the poo hanging on the tip of your penis on their face to form a poo mustache. Then you take the hair from a freshly shaven chinchilla and lightly tickle them under the nose till they sneeze little bits of poo and hair onto your partner
When I slept in my friends bed I got a Sanchez's wakeup call ,and my chinchilla got a hair cut
dirty sanchez Mexican wakeup call chinchillarude awakeningbreakfast meathot carl
dirty sanchez Mexican wakeup call chinchillarude awakeningbreakfast meathot carl
by turd urchin July 15, 2016
Get the Sanchez's wakeup callmug. Verb; when you wake up but you do
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.
by PussySlayer69420 September 28, 2014
Get the The Hellen Keller Wakeup Callmug. A girl (most likely) who has done her makeup so bad, it looked like she did it while she was still waking up. Most commonly used when someone has smudged their makeup, gotten lipstick on their teeth, has crusted eye-liner on, etc. These people act as if they are beautiful gods, but sometimes they will tell you they didn't have time for their makeup, and won't act stubborn.
Girl 1: Wow, did you see her makeup?!
Girl 2: Yes! She totally pulled a makeup when you wakeup!
Girl 1: She does that everyday.
Girl 2: I know!
Girl 2: Yes! She totally pulled a makeup when you wakeup!
Girl 1: She does that everyday.
Girl 2: I know!
by NikkiInSLO July 19, 2009
Get the Makeup when you wakeupmug. A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!
My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!
by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022
Get the Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffinmug. When you take an adderall before you go to Sleep (after a night of drinking). So that when you wake up, you feel great.
The key to a nuclear wakeup is to take the adderall before you go to sleep, that way, when you wake up, you feel like Batman.
by Griloooooo January 29, 2020
Get the nuclear wakeupmug. Wakeup Daycare is an sexual term or phrase that means during intercourse the person receiving penile penetration reach back or under and caress, massage or play with the balls, Scrotum, or nuts while in the act. It's also can be performed by a another person or persons in which you can add licking or sucking also
Wakeup Daycare, wakeup the Daycare, awaken the daycare, waken up day care etc
Wakeup Daycare, wakeup the Daycare, awaken the daycare, waken up day care etc
Jane Doe like to wakeup the daycare when we are together.
Hey Felicia can you wakeup the daycare for me?
Craig, love it when I woke the daycare up.
Hey Felicia can you wakeup the daycare for me?
Craig, love it when I woke the daycare up.
by MrCraigos June 25, 2025
Get the Wakeup the Daycaremug.