Waffeling

Intense brutal masturbation using warm waffles, preferably of the eggo variety.

Mom: "Jacob what happened to all of the eggos? Have you been waffeling again?!"
Jacob: "Don't worry about it ma!"*fap*fap*fap*

by Slaperrific December 20, 2016

twat waffel

the best word combo ever.
1)it can be used as a greeting

2)a way of describing someone annoying or you dont like

3) a member of EPMPLS (eat pussy minneapolis)

1)mark: travis you twat waffel whats up?!

2) dammit mike you little frecklenutted twat waffle shut the hell up

by Steffan ABney January 24, 2008

blue waffel

grossest thing of my life. I dies a little inside when I saw it...If someone ever asks you to look up a blue waffel...lests just say it has NOTHING to do with waffels...you will be foooooollled. nasty ew

another way of gooling you like *scary maze* for example: dude look up blue waffel! his friend: uhhhhhhm no man

by fuck biiitches get money January 4, 2011

Wafflo

The most amazing boot known to man. They are "FREE*" NIKE boots seen in an advertisement and they are super cool!

Yo dawg, I be rockin' my Wafflos! Ya dig?

by Cronoo February 16, 2007

Crotch Waffel

Vagina

i just went to the doctor to get my Crotch Waffel checked out.

by iFuck June 25, 2008

Wafflelouyah

When it’s the middle of a global pandemic and race issue epidemic but the goodin Lord is still good.

Wow this is awful but praise be the Jebus! wafflelouyah amen

by carterwhiteguy May 30, 2020

Master Waffeler Yousef Hearlines

He is the waffle, He invented the waffle, He is a waffle, and One of the few waffle masters sent by the angels from heaven. He is the meaning of life and your savior.

His hearlines is a gift sent by the Hear Gods.

servant 1:"Master Waffeler Yousef Hearlines", Oh no it's a terrible sight.

Master Yousef: What is it my subject?
servant 1:I'ts... it's your HEARLINE...

by dulle0987 February 2, 2022