Wab

A big clump of semen/ cum, which is lumpy in texture and slimy :>
Omfg look at the wab on that bitches face

There's wab on the chair ffs

I wabbed into a sock
by Lolando August 09, 2008
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Wab

When a scab forms in your ear due to the scratching of an ear spot, the wax combines with the scab to become a waxy scab (Wab).

This wab can then be used as a way of humiliating somebody who pisses you off, through the act of 'wabbing'. When you get a wab on your clothes, it will never ever come off.

Ever.
'Fuckin hell, why did it have to be me?'
'What happened?'
'Stedman wabbed me!'
'ROFL, LMAO, LOL, Alt+F4, etc. etc.
by Steddaz October 19, 2006
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A- "Dude that guy came out wab!"
B - "No way!"
A - "WAY!"
by Yellow Asian February 11, 2010
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a person (usually a boy/man)who has some attractive qualities but is essentially not a good person because he/she behaves in a selfish, unthinking way, particularly in relationships with the opposite sex. Often this person will be a player.
Bryan McFadden (formerly of Westlife)
by Emily December 14, 2004
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The wrinkly stuff on the back of the neck and the top of the head
"damn, Shane Battier has some CRUCIAL wab"
by Conswertin February 22, 2005
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We made up the word wab in Scotland, I can guarantee it. The real definition goes something like this:

Wab (1): n A person who acheives intellectual victory over another, usually by a technicallity, often with a large degree of smugness.
Wab (2): vb To acheive intellectual victory over someone, usually by a technicality or illogical argument, often with a large degree of smugness
The word is disgustingly versatile:

In it's original form:
You are a wab.

Other forms:
You have been wabbed!
Absolute wabber.
You've been wabbish today.
Such a wabbable guy.
by Drew Thomson August 25, 2004
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derive from acronym of "work avoidance behaviour" - the action of finding something else, ANYTHING else to do other than the task at hand (whether studying as a student or working); like sorting your CDs & DVDs again, making yet another cup of coffee, rearranging your desk, reorganising your inbox, vacuuming the carpet or just browsing the internet, surfing cables channels
someone chatting online to friend: "Hey what you up to?"
in reply: "Well not a lot really, just wabbing!"
by timfly December 24, 2008
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