wad

A man's ejaculation

I blew my wad on her face
I blew a wad in my pants after seeing that girl

by SomeRandomPerson111 May 5, 2009

wad

a delicious brownie-like dessert invented, made, and named, by Glen in the movie "Accepted".

Glen: "look what i did"
Bartleby: "ugh! what are those?"
G: i call 'em GlenWads. they contain every delicious flavor in every single bite, try one"
B: "i'm not gunna lie to you, they look discusting."
G: "this shit will get you high on flavor alone"
Blonde Chick: "glen, i love your wads."

-later-

Hoyt: "what are you doing?"
Bartleby: "i'm eatin' a wad."

by capitan chevale January 3, 2008

Wad

A man who dates everyone in sight

Jess: "I just hooked up with Jamie the other day! Aren't we such a cute couple?"
Thomas: "Nah, don't date him. He's a wad. He's dating your mom, your cousin, and your sister."

by Whatevergurl July 10, 2015

WAD

acronym for "what a disgrace"...kinda says it all!

When a person doesn't live a tip after good service, I say: WAD (What A Disgrace!).

When you don't leave the big piece 'o chicken for your guest, I say WAD (What a Disgrace!).

When I see men wearing short, stained, T-Shirts with big beer guts sticking out...What do I say? WAD...What a disgrace!

by pattio November 16, 2010

wad

“Wad” is a males version of wap. Wet ass dick.

That man totally has a wad.

by Hana Depp October 13, 2020

WAD

Stands for wet ass dick, just like how the WAP stands for wet ass pussy

Now from the top, make it drop, that’s a WAD, that’s a WAD

by hamburger2020 December 9, 2020

WAD

Short for "What a dog", originated in the Saisho world of wacraft guild, used as a greeting, insult or expression of boredom.

Bloody Jono, he wad on us again ! I'll never get the sun eater from heroic mechanar !

by badphotographer September 4, 2007