crap wafer

A particularly meaningless insult which describes a person as a wafer or cookie that was baked with shit or crap as a main ingredient. This insult is generally used when someone has no better name to call someone.

"You know what, you're just a crap wafer!"

by Larry Finster December 24, 2009

wtfery

wut-the-fuk-er-ee
Stemmed from the internet acronym wtf, meaning "What the f*ck?". Wtfery is any action which is expected to cause an onlooker to wonder... "wtf?"

Jim: Janie shoved her head in the toilet and drank the water.
Bob: That's some wtfery right there.

by Lee Carter August 6, 2005

wtfe

what the fuck ever

wtfe, asshole.

by Kranix October 28, 2003

WTFE

Abbreviation for "what the fuck ever", as in I don't really care what you have to say. Different from WTF which implies a question. WTFE is a statement.

"I don't care what you think."
"WTFE"

by headtothebeach August 2, 2017

WTFFRS

What The Fuck For Real Shit. When you just can't believe that real fuckin shit is happening in the present reality. It's insane that this horrible fuckin shit is happening and its totally for real. We are living it in real time.

WTFFRS are you talking about? I'm telling you, we must be in a movie, this fuckin horrible shit just doesn't happen in real life, but the fuck it is!

by suzgirl September 12, 2021

Mong-wafer

Someone so thick that you pity them, although still repeatedly take the piss out of them.

Aaron is a complete and utter mong-wafer.

by ImNotNeo March 7, 2007

jesus wafer

The thin, brittle slice of "bread" that passes for the body of Christ during communion. It is, of course, washed down with a swig of Jesus juice.

Gregg: Why are you awake now? You were hammered last night.
Doug: Dude, I'm getting dragged to church.
Gregg: Oh, lame.
Doug: It's cool. I can space out until they serve the jesus wafers. They always help my hangover.

by Doug E Fresh Barcelona November 22, 2009