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woodward middle school

a hell school in bainbridge island filled with rich kids who act 23 and are probably 80th generation on bainbridge or something. if you’re starting in the bainbridge school district after like 3rd grade and aren’t an extrovert, good luck, you’ll probably end up being friends just with the other new people.
“i go to woodward middle school
“wow, i’m so sorry for your loss
by urallfleebs September 5, 2018
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Woodward's Rule

Woodward's Rule, named after famed, Tampa trial attorney Timothy D. Woodward (where the "D" stands for "Drink, Drank, Drunk"), is the rule by which an alcohol-consumption, mathematical constant is defined. The constant represents the maximum rate at which bourbon or whiskey can be consumed before the consumer's blood alcohol level reaches a critical level. The constant is stated as a function of time and as a derivative of both body weight and the number of 750 mL bottles of bourbon which the consumer has emptied in the past 180 days.
When the bartender invoked the Woodward's Rule, Eric Page became belligerent when we was informed that he could only have 12 Bulleits in a 45 minute window. Page screamed, "Damn that Woodward's Rule! Foiled again. Weigh me again. You got my "weight-to-empty-bottle ratio" wrong. There is no way that I only weigh 175. I have been kickboxing at 5:00 a.m. every morning for 11 years. Muscle weighs more than fat."
by eRockTampa September 26, 2018
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woodward dream cruise

An event held in Michigan, in the middle of August every year. A time to showcase your classic car and drive it down woodward ave with well over 100,000 spectators. However, 98% of the cars are old skool from the 1950s-1970s, driven by old farts. Also, every other car is either a corvette C6 or older, or a Ford Mustang. Globalization however, is going to change the demogrpahics of the woodward dream cruise. Within the next 30 years, 98% of the cars will be imports as by then Honda, Nissan, and Toyota will be the big three.
Year 2006: "Daddy look at that old Corvette, with a 5 liter engine block cranking 400hp, that we just saw on the woodward dream cruise!

Year 2034: "Dude, check out that Nissan R39 Skyline, with over 800 HP with a stock block, twin turbos and only 8 PSI of boost".
by Import Lover September 13, 2008
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Woodward Special

Dilly dally and overpay at the last minute
Person 1: are you planning to join us in Portugal this weekend? We want to plan our stay...
Person 2: I could book now, lock in my flights and help us plan the weekend better... but I am going to wait instead and get a Woodward special
by anony89mous September 1, 2020
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Woodward Park

The worst school on the planet filled with drug dealers and school shooters
that is such a woodward park school
by @seen_lol December 4, 2020
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Woodward Middle School

A school were kids turn into god awful teens and lives are ruined. They act like dumb ass furrys, wanna be red necks, rich kids even though they live near the skating rink in the ghetto. They all either fucked, smoked, touched or said something inappropriate.
Definition. Woodward Middle School- Hell and a menace of society.

Ex: "Did you here about the search dogs in the hall, they said two people got caught vaping, good thing i dont do that ;D."
by CrackHe$d November 24, 2021
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