It’s a very hostile environment. There are more hormones in this school than the Warren Township High School football games, and the entire Twilight saga. Recently, scrunchies have taken over. You will find scrunchies everywhere, on everyone’s wrists, no matter the gender. This school is also wildly homophobic, which really sucks. The gay straight alliance will do ONE THING and the entire school will go apeshit. Make sure you find a secure group of friends you trust. The school system is flawed, I am so sorry for you if you have gone to this school such as I did.
“You went to Woodland Middle School? Damn... I am so sorry... if you ever need someone to talk to, I’m here bud.”
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Get the Woodland Middle School mug.A highly conservative based middle school based in Gurnee, Illinois. A dominantly white school, which creates early racial, cultural and sexual intolerance which is visibly carried over into Warren Township Highschool as WMS is its main feeder school.
The top two recreational activities include sexual intercourse and alcohol in order to mimic their older "friends" in high school.
Nearly all of the students participate in pop culture trends, and those who choose not to, are cast out, creating further social and economic class division, and as most of them are white, even digs deeper into the racial intolerance.
The teachers have the motto of "Act like an adult", yet don't seem to understand the retrospect of it: "Be treated like an adult." Kids are treated as though they are still in 3rd grade, despite how immature the majority are, this severely cut down on those years ahead of Family Guy jokes and pop culture references.
The top two recreational activities include sexual intercourse and alcohol in order to mimic their older "friends" in high school.
Nearly all of the students participate in pop culture trends, and those who choose not to, are cast out, creating further social and economic class division, and as most of them are white, even digs deeper into the racial intolerance.
The teachers have the motto of "Act like an adult", yet don't seem to understand the retrospect of it: "Be treated like an adult." Kids are treated as though they are still in 3rd grade, despite how immature the majority are, this severely cut down on those years ahead of Family Guy jokes and pop culture references.
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A nazi camp where the hold you hostage for 8 hours, in Gurnee, Illinois. The teachers are terrible. Half of them don't give a shit about your life and say,"Fight the Pain!" Most of my friends are white because half of this school is whites only. Rest are just Mexicans, African Americandls, and Asian. The kids at this school are assholes. They treat people with disrespect and have the IQ of 50-75. The kids here don't want to learn. They just like talking back to teachers because they think they are "cool." I advise parents not to enroll their child into this hellhole because it gets bad in the middle of the year.
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Get the woodland grass mug.A town in Passaic County, New Jersey. A fairly middle class suburb located next to Paterson and Little Falls. Used to be called West Paterson but changed the name along with Elmwood Park, because of the bad reputation that Paterson's name carries. Overall, it is one of the best towns in Passaic County to live in along with Little Falls, Pompton Lakes, or Ringwood as there is absolutely no crime rate and it is not ghetto at all. Unfortunately, the bad of Paterson eventually spills into other towns, and it has hit Woodland Park, as the area near Glover Avenue is full of more ghetto wannabes and people with more financial troubles.
The school system is amazing and there is much to do in this town. Garrett Mountain is a great place to visit if you live in the area and there are many safe parks that are well lit after sunset. New high schoolers move onto Passaic Valley Regional High School. Most students from this town, especially after 2016 are starting to go to surrounding schools such as PCTI which is Wayne or prep/private schools. This is because of PCTI becoming increasingly popular and PVHS lessening in students because of the influx of ghetto kids that move into the bad parts of Totowa.
The school system is amazing and there is much to do in this town. Garrett Mountain is a great place to visit if you live in the area and there are many safe parks that are well lit after sunset. New high schoolers move onto Passaic Valley Regional High School. Most students from this town, especially after 2016 are starting to go to surrounding schools such as PCTI which is Wayne or prep/private schools. This is because of PCTI becoming increasingly popular and PVHS lessening in students because of the influx of ghetto kids that move into the bad parts of Totowa.
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by stephanie's girlfriend June 27, 2006
Get the Woodland Park mug.Stupid **** 90% white school in Gurnee Illinois where everyone lacks intelegence including the teachers. Includes assholes,drugs,preps,and racists where you are in a prision full of whites.2 hours of homework are given on a dosage.Going to this school will make you more addicted to the couch. This school also worships George W Bush,and really likes to suck up money with overpriced taxes for a shitty school that isnt worth it. All who go here are guarenteed a one ticket to hell
GOD DAMMIT! WMS is a fucking prison filled with god damn shit whites who lack fucking intelegence! They make up stupidity with racism.Damn crackers!
by Fong March 21, 2004
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