Woke Up Chris Breezy

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word

Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"

by AetherKing July 11, 2023

woke up dead

Slang. Did not wake up because they were dead. Clever reduction of too many words for our ADHD short attention spanned population.

Their children woke up dead.

by Cleverdetector November 18, 2023

I Woke up Chris breezy

This is mostly used when women do dumb shit.

Zoe: *cheats*
Jeff: I woke up Chris breezy
Zoe: *dies*

by Cum_inmy.ass October 1, 2020

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by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo April 12, 2023

and then you woke up

Said at the end of an outrageous, unbelievable story, to imply that the teller is full of corn.

Him: "I asked Kate Moss out for a date, and she said yes"!!

Her: "And then you woke up".

by Queen Sparky July 23, 2011

I woke up Chris Breezy

A usage of multiple words to use against women when they do retarded shit, it is based off a nickname of a man who beats the shit out of women

Woman: tries to put out fire with oil

me: I woke up Chris breezy

by BucketFullOfMyDriedCum August 23, 2021

I woke up in a new bugati

it means that u r super cool and zesty

wowzerz i woke up in a new bugati

by Uwu_Your_Mom May 1, 2023