What if i said no

you use this to decline anything a person says

Person1: i got a new phone!

Person2: What if i said no

Person1: *Phone Disappears*

by WaddlerTheDuck June 25, 2020

Is what I would've said

When you do something contradictory to whatever the fuck you just said.

I'm gonna die now
*epic not die*
Is what I would've said

by mrrainbow56 May 6, 2021

I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?

The correct way to taunt on playgrounds. Often missaid as "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?". Mostly by australians. Often shortened to "I know you are but what am I?"

Timmy: "you're a poop head"
Aaron: "I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?"
Timmy: *cries*

by TDYank June 9, 2020

I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

Blatantly useless retort which younger primary school students use.

Playground Bully: Ha ha! Ernie's Crap!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
Playground Bully: I just said that you were crap, though!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

by Ophite1 June 7, 2004

I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT RAAAAAPE

BLULULULULULULULULULULULULU!!

An Idiot "I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT RAAAAAPE! BLULULULULULULULULULULULULU!!"

Hym "This ☝️ is what she is doing here. Other people need to stop pretending it's not that."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025