what the shit

Same as WTF? but now that I know it was used by Keanu in the Matrix, I will never say it again!!

What the shit?! As like, "What the shit is that about?"

by The Hunter May 27, 2004

What the shit?

Some dumb bastards attempt at saying what the fuck but falling well short of making sense had to settle for what the shit.

What the shitt is goin on here?

by nigga man December 01, 2003

Nigga what the shit

When you find a need to use it, you will find out.

*looks into closet* NIGGA WHAT THE SHIT!!!

by Truth_hurts_9/11 February 09, 2010

what the shit is going on?

A phrase used to depict a sense of fine confusion.

Peter: "Dave, that man just got married to a penguin and everyones happy for him!"
Dave: "What The Shit Is Going On?!"

by Woobi October 04, 2006

What the Shit-ass?!?

Alternate to "What the shit" or "What the balls". Sounds similar to a foreigner trying to use American swear words.

"I found a quarter in my vagina!"

What the shit-ass?!?

by Zoey Jordan August 22, 2008

what is this shit

A phrase commonly used in the Hebrew language to depict surprise and bewildrement.

Avi walks with Regev on the sidewalk and sees a huge hole in the middle of the road.
Avi points at the hole and says:
"what is this shit?!?"

by Elad H. March 14, 2005

What? Shit!

Something someone would say after realizing what they just said or did was idiotic or bad.

Man in Fleece Lined Jean Jacket: "Dude, my dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z."

Friend: "Buddy, A and Z are right next to each other"

Man: "What? Shit!"

by Trucker Sucker September 25, 2009