wein slap

Masturbating.

I'm going to the bathroom for a wein slap.

by Ellio's Pizza December 11, 2016

Sneaky Weins

If the chick you're trying to holla at isn't down to fuck, you convince her to "take it slow" and then sneak your dick in once you get the panties off. Hence, sneaky weins.

Tommy is the king of sneaky weins - the bitches never see it coming!

by Shank-the-tank February 1, 2009

gackin on wein

Gackin on wein

Slang for "sucking a dick and choking"
Derived from the sound made when the tip hits the back of ones throat while sucking dick ie " gackin"
And "wein" being short for Weiner / penis / dick / cock / purple headed warrior / one eyed dragon / touqe monster / prick / 100 Percent all beef thermometer / anal impailer / bald headed yogurt slinger / meat popcicle / pork sword / tonsil tickler / and Mr winky / also see slang for dick

Bro-" so last night I was with that hoe and I told her to open her mouth, close her eyes and get ready for a surprise"
Other bro-"and then she started Gackin on wein?"
Bro-"nah then I jumped behind her, went balls deep and said 'SURPRISE NOW MY DICK IS IN YOUR ASS!' " 😂😂

by Diesel, Batman February 8, 2019

fat wein

jake s

I wont arm wrestle jake because he is a fat wein

by williamphysicsyugioh August 5, 2016

hydro wein

When the male genitalia is exposed to water for an extended periods of time; the penis becomes flaccid and very susceptible to damage.

Ever since I joined the swim team I ha e the worst hydro wein.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

Max Wein

A kid who tripped on a ball in 1st grade gym class and cracked his skull, causing his brain to slip out. (The term can be used generically to refer to anybody whom it seems might have sustained such damage)

"Max Wein's brain looked like purple doody!"

by Jerry October 16, 2004

wein dawg

A slang term meaning hot dog weiner or the whole hot dog.

That wein dawg was some good!

by Me, My Cousin and the Moose July 24, 2006