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Lord Voldemort

The arch-villian in the Harry Potter series. He was born Tom Marvolo Riddle to Merope Gaunt, a cross-eyed descendent of Salazar Slytherin and Tom Riddle Senior, a handsome, rich and cocky muggle.

Already calculating and shrewd as a boy, he grew to be one of the most feared dark wizards of all time.

His main aim, presumably, is to achieve immortality, rid the world of muggles and take over the wizarding world.

Is often called 'Voldy' by fans.
by MarianneNZ November 11, 2006
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Voldermort

A misspelling of "Voldemort". Voldemort is the primary villain in the Harry Potter series.

Some fans of the books tend to insert the additional "R" often, probably because of its location on the keyboard next to "E". This frequent error is terribly irritating to certain pedantic HP fans; the resulting situation is terribly funny to relatively average fans like me.
But I thought Voldermort was Harry's grandfather...?
by Kalondo May 24, 2005
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cheeto voldemort

Person A: how did the Cheeto Voldemort win the election?

Person B: what's a 'Cheeto Voldemort'
Person A: the Cheeto Voldemort? Oh! That's Trump! I thought you knew that.
by luuunaaa January 15, 2017
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voldemortaphobiaphobia

The fear of having a fear of having no nose
Friend one: Got your nose
Friend two: Noooo put it back, I'm scared I might be scared of having no nose (btw its called voldemortaphobiaphobia)
by PotatoPower June 12, 2011
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voldemort squeezer

when your making out with your girlfriend and you hawk a loogie into her mouth.
I heard that Stevie gave his ginge Kelly a Voldemort Squeezer while they were making out in the park
by Your Fuqqin Boy June 29, 2009
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Voldemort

Voldemort
verb
1. the sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a lightning bolt onto the forehead of the beneficiary then killing their parents immediately afterward.

2. jizzing a lightning bolt on the forehead of someone, killing her parents then running away.
"Yo Ian, I just voldemorted some ho, now I gotta get to mexico", Laughed Ryan. "That's the fourth girl you voldemorted this week, don't expect a second date", retorted Ian.

"Now Voldemort that ho!" Solja Boy Tell 'Em
by Harry Plaugher October 22, 2009
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Voldemort

After a bad breakup, a person's ex 'who shall not be named'.
Dude, bro. I saw Voldemort at the club last night and she was grinding on all these dudes.
by HLAUSF February 17, 2015
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