vogel

dutch word for bird and fail because it always attacks poeple (including himself) and also likes to spread deceases

thats is a real vogel

he acts like a vogel

he's a vogel he attacked me

by geenzin March 5, 2010

vogeler

FUCKER; slang dutch. From the Napoleons reign, Napoleon required the population to create a last name (last names we're not in use at that time in Holland), and this was one of the names chosen as a joke, that stuck!

John Doe Vogeler; Hey look at that fucker!, hey fucker

by ahrnvbfhiu December 31, 2007

Pulling a Vogel

1) When a lonely upperclassman gets a freshman drunk and they hook up.

2) When an upperclassman takes advantage of a drunk freshman.

1) Look at that freshmeat... Ima be pulling a vogel here.
2) look at that silly drunk freshie... ima pull a vogel tonight

by ilovewafflesandpancakes April 22, 2011

Mr. Vogel

Sexy man who gets lots of pussy

Damn! Mr. Vogel stole my bitch again.

by MonkeyBoy227 November 26, 2018

Sierra Vogel

A person that will forever bring out the worst in people... You call her "Sierra Mist". She is a criminal...

EW! YOU'RE LIKE SIERRA VOGEL!

by Dookie Butter Balls September 22, 2022

Steve vogel

An absolute beast bench pr 390 lbs

Goat teacher
If you meet him you will laugh
Vogel gets lots of chicks

Vogel is mr steal yo girl
invented vogel squat

Vogel: "Form first "
Absolute hot man

Corbin: Man Steve Vogel is sooo hot

Carson: I know his muscles are ginormous

by Vogel squad leader February 1, 2022

Vogel Squat

Inspired by Steven Vogel, a term used in weight-training to describe the motion, or rather, lack of motion in the squat lift. Starting at an angle of 180 degree angle from feet to ass, the Vogel squatter proceeds to bend his knees to form a 177.2 degee angle in a spastic, nearly unnoticeable motion. The Vogel squatter also emits a loud yell to assure that everyone is watching his awful lift.

Loni-"Tim Riebe told me he squatted 460 lbs. yesterday."

Andy-"That kid has got balls in his asscrack... I guarantee he Vogel squatted it."-

by Stallis' Finest January 19, 2005