West Virginian Party Foul

Having sex with livestock during a barn dance or similar country gathering or celebration. Typically done under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs. The act must be witnessed by fellow party goers, who may cheer on the offender due to also being under the influence.

Gerald: Hey, Bill, where did Mitch go during last night's barndance?
Bill: Oh he done got shitfaced on moonshine and commited a West Virginian Party Foul
Gerald: A wha?
Bill: Dumbass fucked a sheep in front of everyone, and the damndest thing about it, the sheep had panties on.
Gerald: Sumbitch fucked my Gloria!?

by wisemanoncesaid August 8, 2018

Virginian

Virginians are the kind of people nobody knows exists but when they do, they're usually unhinged.

Mick: "Ah... what a normal day in the park."
James: "are you👁️hi👁️👁️ a friend"
Mick: "God fucking damn it, I can't escape Virginians."

by dooktur August 1, 2022

Virginian mayonnaise turkey

When you put mayonnaise in a turkey baster, stick said baster in your partners anus, and expel the mayonnaise, and they shit it out.

Oh yeah I gave the wife the Virginian mayonnaise turkey, it wasn’t pretty.

by Ghost9467486 July 28, 2025

Virginian Windpipe

It is when a female sucks her boyfriends dick then shoves two cigarettes in both of her nose holes exhaling smoke and semen onto her boyfriend’s cock

Hey Brad did you hear about Kathy? She gave Tom a Virginian Windpipe and she was coughing for days!

by AlphaOmegaChad308 July 24, 2019

west virginian trochee

When some one shits in another persons asshole , then pours spices into it and lets it ferment.

Me and my gf were tucking around so now we’re making a West Virginian trochee

by Steadied April 3, 2019

Virginian Spice Stick

The perpetrator eats the victim’s deodorant, then fills up the empty container with his own semen. The victim then uses the cum filled deodorant container. Later that night the perpetrator licks the top layer of the semen while also getting the victims layer of sweat.

Did you hear Brayden pulled a Virginian spice stick on Chazz

by The bay harbor goober October 25, 2025

Third Virginian Reich

A derogatory term used by Marylanders against Virgians; often as a counter to "the Peoples Republic of Maryland." It is critical of the Virginans overly conservative govermant.

Virginian: Atleast I dont live in the Peoples Republic of Maryland
Marylander: Yea, atleast I dont live in the Third Virginian Reich

by Domorrow June 2, 2024