vestie

friend that only wears vests

Have you met Paul?
Omg yes they're my vestie!

by cdoyle1 March 16, 2022

Vesty

To walk into a women’s toilet in a nightclub. Do a shit whilst standing up on the toilet and take a nice photo of the lady in the next cubicle. Then run out as fast as you can shout I am Borris

Did a vesty last night but forgot to wipe my ass

by anonymous September 7, 2021

Vesty

A female that looks, acts, or dresses in a masculine style. They normally have short hair, and wear no make up.

Despite being very butch, they are quite often married with children, but are gay on the DL.

Oh look at that guy over there with moobs

"That's not a guy, that's a woman, she's just Vesty"

by BustaGrimes June 30, 2025

Vestie

V(ery best b)estie

Aka your closest and dearest friend.

If you have multiple best friends, your vestie takes that #1 spot.

Out of all my besties, Andy is my vestie and I love him so much.

by sparklybunnyrabbit December 28, 2021