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Kesseling

A form of masturbation in which a male will stroke in a slightly upwards motion. Although this will be painful at times, it will eventually add more curvature to the penis.
Male 1: Yo, i got a date with this hot chick tonight. Any tips?
Male 2: Try Kesseling! It’ll make her fiend for more!
Male 1: Kesseling? Don’t that hurt?
Male 2: It’s worth it in the end!
by billiam17 August 10, 2024
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ashton hesseling

A sexy guy who loves to have sex. Funny, loving and who is brave.
by pumpkinrocks December 30, 2015
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Jericho Vesselonius Token

The son of Vessel Marie Token, nickname "Jerry". Jerry is a black flamingo that is incredibly beloved, with beautiful feathers that his father can be seen wearing on his back. One has to wonder if Vessel collects the feathers Jerry sheds to turn into accessories, or if he skinned Jerry and turned him into a fashionable statement piece.

Regardless, it seems everyone has collectively decided that the flamingo's name is Jerry, short for Jericho Vesselonius Token, without collaborating on it. Which begs the question of whether we have been brainwashed and are becoming a hive mind.
"Hey, you'll never believe it, but my friend stole Jericho Vesselonius Token and now he's sitting in my living room. We call him Jerry."
by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 3, 2025
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