vertical seafood taco 

Slang for the female genitalia.

I'm gonna show ChelseaDave my vertical seafood taco tonight if he plays his card right.

vertical seafood taco by ChelseaDave November 17, 2006

Vertical Bacon sandwich (VBS)

a derogatory yet hilarious term for the female genitalia.

'lets go extract the mayonnaise from some Vertical bacon sandwich (VBS)tonight'

Vertical Bacon sandwich (VBS) by Bacon lover#2 May 20, 2009

Vertical Newton 

Vertical Newton is an interesting sort of sex position in which both members are upside down, while the penis is inside the other partner's ear. Sounds surprising, but in the heat of the moment, many women find it very sensual.

"I just got my vertical newton on last night!"

Vertical Newton by Chacha311 January 13, 2009

vertical gifted 

Being vertical gifted means that everyone shorter than you will look up to you (especially if you’re between 6’2 - 6’6), like the god that you are, just to embrace your uniqueness.

All the girls want them, all the guys want to be them. Anything taller than that makes you a unique freak of nature.

*This definition was created by the 6’5 feet gang*

Sam: I hate being short sometimes

Jon: Can’t related! I’m glad that I’m vertical gifted! I was send from the heavens.

Sam: … stfu

vertical gifted by Finn Gerbangh December 14, 2021

vertical smile 

A woman's Vagina. Called a smile since there are two labia or lips just like a face.

I'd like to kiss that vertical smile any time.

vertical smile by wickers February 12, 2008

Vertical anus 

When an anus is used so much hole becomes vertical. The asshole will resemble a coffee bean as it will normally be darkened and swollen if its vertical.

Dan: "You won't believe how good his ass was!"
Adam: "what? Was it a vertical anus?"

Vertical anus by Wowwastaken May 1, 2019

vertical stripe 

Air Force slang for the vagina. One vertical stripe outranks all horizontal stripes.

You may have four stripes, but she's got tits and the vertical stripe, so she outranks you.

vertical stripe by AngryAirman September 23, 2005