false ass-vertisment

Wearing padding to make your butt look better and/or bigger

Guy 1:That girls fine from the back side!

Guy 2:Man, thats a booty pop!
Guy 1:Ugh! Thats false ass-vertisment!

by HighlyConcernedCitzenFromHell August 23, 2011

Vertisexual

Being in the statte of almost bisexuality. Like liking a person of the same sex, except the reproductive organ... which happens to be at the bottom

Comes from the combination of the word "Vertex" and "Bisexual." the vertex being the top part of something, ie above the waist of a human.

Person 1 : "no offense but it seems like a sexual relationship to me"

person 2 : "well if it is sexual it is from the waist up"

person 1: "so you're an above-the-waist lesbian"

person 1 : "yea, well, no, i still get turned on by looking at boys.

person 2: "So you're bisexual."

person 1 : "but im scared of other people's va-jay-jays"

person 2: "So you're-"

person 1: "NOT IN THE DICTIONARY ALRIGHT?!"

person 2: " i think you are vertisexual"

by Duckyllama July 25, 2009

Vernise

Meaning:spring. Vernise as a girl's name is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Vernise is "spring". Vernise is related to the name Verna. One who is cheerful, likes to chatter and that very happy friend.

Aww look at Vernise’s smile!

by Waddles *quack quack* April 19, 2021

vernis

Old English name. Hard worker, family man. Lots of love all around him.

Loved by all.

I had the best time today, it was so Vernis.

by Mamacieta December 20, 2016

verisimilitude

the appearance or semblance of truth; likelihood; probability: The play lacked verisimilitude.

The verisimilitude of this statement is false.

by Officer Ron Bonesteen January 27, 2008

Vertistrokes

A faux medical term to describe staying home to masterbate.

I can't come into work today I've got a case of the Vertistrokes.

by T2kizz April 8, 2013

Verisimilitude

"An illusion's verisimilitude helps to trick us into seeing what isn't really there. Verisimilitude is the appearance of being true or real, and is something that we tend to all strive for in our daily lives. The word is often used to describe stories, so next time a friend tells you an epic story about their night, be sure to let them know whether or not their story had verisimilitude." (Brainjet.com)

The verisimilitude of his acting is astounding!

by BMSNeedsToChill January 28, 2017