by hUrLeY LuveR June 28, 2003
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by hUrLeY LuveR June 28, 2003
Get the venezuelan mug.The Venezuelan circle is complete by Girl 1 holding her hand to her cliterois, while a Girl 2 holds her arm and moves it in a circular motion. This enables girl 1 to pleasure heself but in the company of a good friend.
by Tom's bitch May 2, 2014
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Eres una muerta/o de hambre maldita/o puta/o!!!!!!!!!!!! Sabes que son unos tramposos!!!!!!! y tambien sabes q solo le vas a chavez porque te da real!!!!! ya lo van a pagar! y yo me voy a reir cuando se los lleven a todos presos!!!! ASESINOSSSSS!!!!!!!!
by FUERAcHAVEZ!!!!!! October 7, 2004
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After a heavy night of drinking, enter a shower with one other person and take a bottle of vodka. Proceed to share the bottle of vodka until the first person starts spewing. This will decide the roles. The losing party needs to abruptly escape the line of firing before they are fully covered in stomach juice, hold the shower door shut and witness the waterworks. As this is an indubitably sensual experience, the watcher will proceed to finger their own chocolate starfish until said finger is covered in faeces. In case the winner’s liquid exorcism is complete, the watcher will then carefully open the shower door, take the covered finger and shallowly insert it into the nose of the other person. This should trigger a final expulsion of the remaining contents. Switch roles if required.
After a heavy night of drinking, enter a shower with one other person and take a bottle of vodka. Proceed to share the bottle of vodka until the first person starts spewing. This will decide the roles. The losing party needs to abruptly escape the line of firing before they are fully covered in stomach juice, hold the shower door shut and witness the waterworks. As this is an indubitably sensual experience, the watcher will proceed to finger their own chocolate starfish until said finger is covered in faeces. In case the winner’s liquid exorcism is complete, the watcher will then carefully open the shower door, take the covered finger and shallowly insert it into the nose of the other person. This should trigger a final expulsion of the remaining contents. Switch roles if required.
Craig: I tried the Venezuelan Pit Stop on my first date last night, she’s actually coming back for more!
Kenny: Dude no way, the last time I did it I got a restraining order
Kenny: Dude no way, the last time I did it I got a restraining order
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