Velvet Log

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

by AmPlefU June 23, 2009

Velvet Hurricane

An extremely good blow job involving mouth, hands, tongue, all working together in fast extreme motions like a hurricane but soft like velvet for great pleasure. Pretty much the most amazing thing ever. Porn star grade head. Definitely as good as sex. End result is loud moaning and extreme body tension and pulsating.

-"Dude that was like the best head I've ever gotten. It was like a... velvet hurricane!"

-"I definitely just got a velvet hurricane. It was awesome!"

by John the Baptist 69 June 12, 2011

Velvet Knuckle

An extremely aroused, engorged clitoris.

With the aid of a few fellow Chaturbaters, She diddled her velvet knuckle till she squirted for her horny followers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017

velvet pocket

1. a vagina;
2. a wet pussy.

1. Hey, you and Amy have been dating for a month now. Have you gotten in her velvet pocket?

2. Dude 1 "I heard Susan has a dry pussy." Dude 2 "No, trust me. She has a velvet pocket."

by toast455 July 2, 2005

Velvet Cloud

when a guy and a girl both have untrimmed pubes.
in the act of sex when their pubes combine creating the velvet cloud

"she had a massive bush and when mine connected we were floating on the velvet cloud"

by Velvet warrior September 30, 2012

velvet assassin

One who dispatches people ruthlessly whilst maintaining a genuinely friendly tone, great charm, and using excellent manners.

Sally in HR was a total velvet assassin when firing workers. They would thank her for letting them go onto new and better things.

by ‪problématique‬ May 27, 2016

Velvet Juan

A coffee enema administered/received for strictly sexual purposes.

My Grindr hookup introduced me to the velvet Juan.

by Dick Onchin August 9, 2020