vegansexual

The vegan equivalent of those who refuse to have sexual relations with cannibals, nazis, and serial killers.

Sorry mouth-breather I'm not interested in sex with any corps-breath, be they human or animal remains. Also your meathead BO smells like sewage. See I'm a vegansexual, and also a non-serial-killer-sexual. Sorry bout that.

by peteGrug December 29, 2007

Velosexual

A portmanteu of the French world velo (bike) and hypersexuality, describing a person who has an excessive preoccupation of sexual thoughts, urges, or behaviors towards the sport of cycling.

Wow! What a ride! I'm feeling very Velosexual right now.
Them Velosexuals are the hottest thing that came to cycling.

by Velosexual March 18, 2021

Vegisexual

noun: one who engages in sexual intercourse exclusively with vegetables.

Developed after the great "Fag-Hag" incident of December 2004.

He doesn't like girls, guys, or small furry animals... He's a vegisexual!

by Niah January 28, 2005

vegesexual

A vegan or vegetarian who refuses to have sex with a meat-eating partner on the principle that sexual intercourse is the physical and spiritual bonding of two bodies, and would thus make both people omnivores in spirit, or could result in the exchanging of bodily fluids that may contain animal products.

I couldn't have sex with him; the fact that he ate meat conflicted with my vegesexual beliefs.

by Meghan B. January 5, 2008

Vegesexual

Someone who is attracted towards plants that are consumed by humans or other animals as food, often in a sexual way.

Person A: Why are my radishes all sticky?

Person B: Oh sorry, I forgot to tell you I'm vegesexual.

by Radish_Rapist3 August 10, 2021

Vegisexual

Commonly thought of someone who only has sex with other vegetables. Is actually the word referring to people who only engange in sexual intercourse with other vegetarians. It is the latest way to take action against animal abuse and spread vegetarianism.

Meat Eater: Hey, what's up?
Vegetarian: No thanks, I'm a vegisexual

by Juliet H November 18, 2007

vagsexual

A woman who would do things to a vagina that a lesbian wouldn’t do

I would vagsexual like that

by Wayne Porker July 3, 2021