vans 

amazing make of skate shoe. just cos you tossers cant affofd them.

vans kick the ass of reebok or nike any day.

vans by van man April 29, 2004

vans 

vans are originally for skates
classic vans are super cool=) everybody is wearing them .. skates are wearing them, emos are wearing them, preps are wearing them :O

prep: omg what are those?
person: vans
prep: omg they're like super cool

vans by elle sechslingloff October 14, 2006

vans 

A shoe company that started up back in the 1960's. They make skateboarding shoes that are relatively inexpensive and are generally comfortable. Originally worn exclusively by skaters, now every fucking Hollister and Abercrombie brat has the fugly checkered slip ons because they are fucking trendwhores who buy into whatever is "in". It's kinda ironic how they went from being lyk totally gangsta G dawg wearing Nikes and listening to 50 Cent to being lyk totally punk rawker and listening to Simple Plan.

Other than the fugly slip ons, Vans makes good shoes.

This what a compliment on someone's Vans should look like:

Dudeman #1: Hey dude, I like your Vans. Half Cabs?

Dudeman #2: Yeah, I bought them at Zumiez. Really comfortable shoes.


This is how the conversations usually go:

Heather: Ohh mah gawd Becky, I lurrvvv your checkered Vans!!!!!

Becky: I know, we are like so totally punk rawker!!!!

Heather: We should, like, go listen to like, Simple Plan!!!!

Becky: Yeah!!!! And after that we'll waste our parents' money on overpriced clothing at Hollister!!!!

Heather: Like oh my gawd totally!!!!

vans by GOD DOMMIT FRONK January 4, 2009

vans 

best skate shoe ever!
worn not only but skaters,but non-skaters as well.
they also last forever!

got my vans on, but they look like sneakers...

vans by ktyripp January 11, 2008

vans 

the only shoes you can throw and they will always land right side up

person 1: “nice shoes what are they?”
person 2: “ vans... watch this”
*throws shoes*
person 1: “ wow!”

vans by mrfuckyogirl March 8, 2019

vans 

were decent, until people started wearing them with hollister.

"dude, vans are off the chain"
preppy bitches who think they are cool now walk by.
"oh, not anymore"

vans by soniaissocoollike October 16, 2009

vans 

vans are the ultimate skateing shoes people who have the slip on vans are wanna-be skaters and some vans are really ugly and some look awesome

me: dude i just got a pair of slip on checker designed vans
friend:your not a skater your a poser!!!!

vans by *gloria* April 22, 2008