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A really hot man who is a bisexual mess for two vampires, Jeanne and Noe. With extremely long hair and a traumatic past. Who happens to be born on February 7th.

He's also a sub.
Oh my, I love Vanitas. Hes so handsome.
by VanitasBlue April 19, 2022
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Vanita

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The most beautiful woman in the whole wide world! She's Helen of Troy... Saying she's incredibly gorgeous is an understatement! She's a Goddess! She's stunning, she's divine, she's mesmeric. She's fucking Aphrodite! She's dripping deliciousness! She's the epitome of desire... She captivates the mind, body and soul. She is the one, she is Mrs. Right... It's inevitable that you'll fall for her.
Vanita's estrogen and progesterone is intoxicating. Vanita is the remedy... Vanita is aromatic, I love to bask in her ambiance...
by YoungGenna September 4, 2021
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vangita

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vangita is an alternative word for fangita
mmm nice vangita
can I eat 'er
by Flange The Inquisitor April 19, 2006
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Found in abundance in the midwest and elsewhere,
this is any van that has a handicap tag in the rear view mirror, instantly doubling the crappiness of the driver.
Van= Bad driver + Handicap Tag= Bad driver==
Worst Driver Ever.
Steve: Punch it, we're running late!
Chuck: I'm on it--Aw HELL no...a freakin' vandicap pulled out in front of me...sonuvab*tch...
by fleshart April 10, 2008
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Vandilart

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Vandalism so epic it can be considered art.
Hey check out this graffiti

Dude, thats not graffiti, thats a fine piece of vandilart
by Pterodactylian December 23, 2011
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A person whose food choices are dictated by a keenly developed desire to become or remain thin.Vanitarianism often precedes or accompanies a full blown eating disorder.
They say they have given up meat because its cruel and cut out wheat and dairy because they are intolerant. That's bollocks they are simply a vanitarian.
by simoneweil October 27, 2007
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Vandilation

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You use vandilation when you are put on the spot and cannot simply think of the word vandalized
I came home today and my car had been vandilationed to where i couldn't drive it anywhere so please help!
by 2Gud2BTrue July 18, 2012
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