the game that you tell others you don't play anymore because you lied and said "uninstalling" after getting shot by a jett with an op 5 times in a row.
by blonkyy January 20, 2022
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Guy#2: Yeah I started grinding comp the other night
Guy#1: FUCKIN PUSSY GET YOUR ASS OFF OF VALORANT AND GO GET SOME BITCHES YOU FATASS
Guy#2: Wow bro you don't have to be mean
Guy#1: STFU BRO U LITERALLY SPENT OVER $600 ON THAT STUPID GAME
Guy#2: So what?
Guy#1: EVERY SINGLE DAMN GUN COSTS $20 AND NOW WE CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE
Guy#2: Good thing I won't be needing it because I'm planning on never leaving my gaming chair for the rest of my life!
Guy#1: I HOPE YOU FUCKIN ROT IN THAT CHAIR U BITCH GO PLAY A REAL GAME
Guy#2: Oh yeah? WHAT IS A REEEEAAALLLL GAME???
Guy#1: OH IDK MAYBE CSGO OR LEGO START WARS: THE COMPLETE SAGA??
Guy#2: FINE! I'll just play league of legends its a way better game
Guy#1: *hangs himself*
Guy#2: Yeah I started grinding comp the other night
Guy#1: FUCKIN PUSSY GET YOUR ASS OFF OF VALORANT AND GO GET SOME BITCHES YOU FATASS
Guy#2: Wow bro you don't have to be mean
Guy#1: STFU BRO U LITERALLY SPENT OVER $600 ON THAT STUPID GAME
Guy#2: So what?
Guy#1: EVERY SINGLE DAMN GUN COSTS $20 AND NOW WE CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE
Guy#2: Good thing I won't be needing it because I'm planning on never leaving my gaming chair for the rest of my life!
Guy#1: I HOPE YOU FUCKIN ROT IN THAT CHAIR U BITCH GO PLAY A REAL GAME
Guy#2: Oh yeah? WHAT IS A REEEEAAALLLL GAME???
Guy#1: OH IDK MAYBE CSGO OR LEGO START WARS: THE COMPLETE SAGA??
Guy#2: FINE! I'll just play league of legends its a way better game
Guy#1: *hangs himself*
by Juicy0001 March 24, 2022
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"There's this guy I was talking to the last year, man he's such a Valaurax. That guy really changed my thinking & my life! That's why I'm such a success today, because of the inspiration he provided me with!"
by Giorgi April 27, 2007
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Valurs are dorky and funny, shy and the greatest entertainers. They are also walking encyclopedias, and can name any fact at any time.
Valurs are dorky and funny, shy and the greatest entertainers. They are also walking encyclopedias, and can name any fact at any time.
by Bettafiend April 17, 2017
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1. A Valaurax is someone that is free of any limitations of fear, doubt, inability etc.
2. Someone who pushes themselves to do what he wishes on doing, while others criticize him to being unable to do something as such.. Yet most of the time these sort of people are successful anyway and these people often have strong self-belief & self-confidence, these people are NOT cocky or over-confident.
3. Valaurax~Philosophy, The 'DJ' name of a young music composer/artist (The Origin Of The Word Comes From Him)
1. A Valaurax is someone that is free of any limitations of fear, doubt, inability etc.
2. Someone who pushes themselves to do what he wishes on doing, while others criticize him to being unable to do something as such.. Yet most of the time these sort of people are successful anyway and these people often have strong self-belief & self-confidence, these people are NOT cocky or over-confident.
3. Valaurax~Philosophy, The 'DJ' name of a young music composer/artist (The Origin Of The Word Comes From Him)
The Patient Would Be Considered A Valaurax In The Following Example:
Doctor - "I'm sorry, but you'll never be able to move again"
Patient - "I'll walk out of this hospital before Christmas"
True Story, the man walked out of the hospital before Christmas & the doctors were at a loss of explanation
Doctor - "I'm sorry, but you'll never be able to move again"
Patient - "I'll walk out of this hospital before Christmas"
True Story, the man walked out of the hospital before Christmas & the doctors were at a loss of explanation
by Giorgi December 25, 2008
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1)They will make several questionable jokes
2)They will promise things without thinking, sometimes with no possible positive outcome
3)They will always be the life of the party, whether people are laughing at them, or with them
1)They will make several questionable jokes
2)They will promise things without thinking, sometimes with no possible positive outcome
3)They will always be the life of the party, whether people are laughing at them, or with them
Eric: Yo how did this shit even get started...I don't wanna have a team fight with these ninja's, who got us into this shit?
Matt: Sighhh...It was our MVD, at work again...
Jay: You guys need me, im the Most Valuable Drunk! They're not that fast...
Matt: Sighhh...It was our MVD, at work again...
Jay: You guys need me, im the Most Valuable Drunk! They're not that fast...
by king jay March 27, 2008
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