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valentines day

The scrutinization of single people day.
Examples proving I am correct about Valentines day:
Hallmark
Godiva
Florists
Enough said.
by Xyrena June 13, 2007
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Valentine's Day

hey valentine's day is comin' up.
"Don't you mean single's awareness day?" Yeh....
by RetfirDMX March 4, 2008
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valentine's day

A "holiday" that only applies to people already in a relationship. For everyone else, it's just a regular day
Happy fucking Valentine's Day
by katie was here August 23, 2007
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valentine's day

A holiday that is celebrated in sterotypical ways (like all the other holidays x.x) that can make a person (even if they DO have a partner or are in love) extremely depressed
2. for a lucky few, a time for uncontrollable love and romance only to end in stds and death
Valentine's Day would be cool if some fuckers hadn't decided to turn it into a marketing scheme.
by Virgin Mary January 31, 2004
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Valentines day

a day to make lonley people depressed and loved people possesed
a monkey on a butt and a chicken in a moose
by ERnin_irene February 18, 2007
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valentine's day

A day in mid-Feb. that many people are allergic to. This allergy causes probable crankiness and bitterness.
Fuck Valentine's Day! I say we erase it from the calendar!
by cranky and bitter February 15, 2007
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valentines day

the worst day of the year i mean like we really need another day of the year to make us feel bad cause were single thank you effin hallmark
person 1:ohhhh im so happy its valentines day

person 2:why this is the worst day of the year

person 1:someone doesnt have a boyfriend!
by join the teenage army March 12, 2008
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