Leo Valdez

The seventh wheel of the seven demigods of the newest Prophecy in the series The Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan. He's described looking like an elf, but it doesn't stop the truck loads of adolescents who want to hop on the mcshizzle dragon and put a whole new meaning to sex on fire. Leo is fire user son of Hephaestus, who can literally shoot fire from his hands how nifty.

Leo Valdez: Kiss me , you fool!
fangirls: No please fuck me.
Jason Grace: *jacks off to leo*
Piper Mclean: im crying
Frank Zhang: Who the fuck do you think you are

by jasongraced December 9, 2012

valdine

Valdine is a very beautiful girl with a great sense of humor. Typically a very loud person with a great personality. She has a heart of gold, and has average intelligence, and is completely amazing in every way possible.they can turn your day from the worst ever to the best in a matter of seconds. just the touch of her skin can drive a man crazy. Valdine often are prepared for the future and will do anything to succeed in life. there talented, a great artist, singer, dancer, lover and so much more. Quite possibly the sexiest girl you will ever meet. Valdine also have a nice ass, nice legs, not skinny, with meat on your bones. thickness is the shit

Damn that girl is thick
"I love valdine so much!"

by lovemyname May 20, 2018

Valdrin

He is (funny) and (good boy) and very (handsome).

You are very lucky if you have this kind of friend.

That guy Valdrin in (the other class) is so)(damn hot)

by Sesushe October 22, 2018

The Dirty Valdez

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.

In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.

by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

Eddie/Edgar Valden

The best person in the entire world whom i love with my entire heart and would do anything for <3

1: who is that?
2: Eddie/Edgar Valden, obviously. Hes the best

by Luca Balsa<3 August 7, 2021

Vadim kiss

A kiss that starts off in an innocent way, but finishes in rapist way.

A: So how was your date?
B: It was alright. he kissed me goodbye at the end of the night.
A: How was it?
B: Well it went from innocent to rapist :S
A: Ohhh... a Vadim kiss?

by AnCC March 22, 2010

Vadip

When you are in KFC on Eccleshall Road in Sheffield and the woman behind the counter asks which sauce you would like with you meal

Vadip?

by Fuzzymizzett January 24, 2010