Exxon Valdez

A real bad disaster. It is a shame this boat was broken cuz it had a real good name.

"Dude, is that oil?"
"Dude, Exxon Valdez has been here."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

olivia valdez

legit the best human in the world. beyond words. beautiful. hilarious. stunning. guys can;t keep their hands off.

Guy: "Yo have you seen that new girl?"
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean Olivia Valdez? She's AWESOME"
Olivia:"What's up ladies?"

by The pink prowler November 9, 2017

bryan valdez

Is the type of guy to play fortnite and drop outta high school

bryan valdez doesn't know how to play fortnite

by Bryan Valdez April 3, 2018

Kimberly Valdez

someone who likes to eiffel tower and double penetrate on a daily basis.

Person: Have you heard of Kimberly Valdez?
Me: omg yes but don't say her name out loud she'll double penetrate you.

by alienbitch July 13, 2014

Juan Valdez

A fictional character that has appeared in advertisements for the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia since 1959. He typically appears alongside his sidekick Conchita that carry's sacks of harvested coffee beans. "100% Colombian Coffee the richest coffee in the world"
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty

"Who's that guy the rides mystical donkeys though the hills of Columbia,and picks Bag after Bag of coffee beans?"
"OH that's Juan Valdez."

by the FRenchporker March 7, 2009

wet valdez

When you lick your finger and stick it into an exposed buttcrack

That sluts pants are so low I bet she wouldn't feel a wet valdez

by LAURATHEAWESOME March 17, 2011

Exxon Valdez

Union Jack's secret identity

Hello, Im Exxon Valdez, but by night, Im Union Jack!

by Ex-on-Val-dez May 5, 2003